Oxymorons
Statements that are self-contradictory, self-referential or paradoxical
- A little pain never hurt anyone
- A Users Handbook of Hard-to-Remember Mnemonics
- A verbal contract is not worth the paper it's written on
- Act natural
- Am I seeing things, or is that a mirage?
- By definition, one divided by zero is undefined
- Cliches are a dime a dozen - avoid them like the plague
- Do I strike you as a violent person?
- Don't let your willpower get the better of you
- Dyslexics of the world, untie!
- Each class of men is created equal
- Ear-piercing while you wait
- Eschew obfuscation
- Everybody generalises
- Eye abject two awl homonyms
- He speaks Esperanto like a native
- Hello, I must be going
- I advocate furtherance of the status quo
- I can resist everything but temptation
- I can't remember having a more memorable time
- I may be schizophrenic, but at least I'll always have each other
- I started out with nothing, and still have most of it left
- I told you a million times, don't exaggerate
- I used to be an agnostic, but now I'm not so sure
- I would have postponed this, but I never got around to it
- I would not belong to a club that would have me as a member
- I'm going to commit suicide or die trying
- I'm not going to say "I told you so"
- If ignorance isn't bliss, I don't know what it is
- If you fall and break your legs, don't come running to me
- Include me out
- It goes without saying that ......
- It's bad luck to be superstitious
- It's not an optical illusion, it just looks like one
- Jesus was born in 4 B.C.
- Manners are the noises that you don't make when eating soup
- May I ask a question?
- Nepotism is OK as long as you keep it in the family
- No one goes there anymore, it's too crowded
- Patience will come to he who waits for it
- Procrastination means never having to say you're sorry
- Thank God I'm an atheist
- The doctor told me to take something for my kleptomania
- This report is filled with omissions
- Those who forget this sentence are condemned to reread it
- Well-preserved ruins
- Who can count the cost of innumeracy?
- You simply must stop taking advice from other people