Declaration of Particle Power
  1. All charges against particles should be dropped immediately.
  2. Newton's First and Second Laws should be repealed, for the reason that they restrict the personal freedom of particles.
  3. Newton's Third Law should be repealed since it is reactionary.
  4. Newton's demon should be arrested and held without bail, on charge of restricting the normal (and tangent) ingress and egress of particles from their private habitats.
  5. The universal speed limit should be lowered, since travelling at such speeds invariably results in destructive collisions.