What I learned by watching Babylon 5
- Don't argue with superior beings.
- Don't shoot people: The paperwork is a pain in the butt.
- Sometimes Money and Power don't matter.
- Know what you want in case somebody asks.
- There's enough guilt in the world to go around without grabbing for more.
- A hot jallah is better than Zima anyday!
- Know all the laws and read the fine print.
- No one is precisely what they appear to be.
- Sometimes you are destined to spend the rest of your life paying for your mistakes.
- The only truth in war is that people die.
- If a GROPO tells you they're not scared they're either lying or dead.
- "Why not" is a perfectly good reason.
- Sometimes even Shadows can show us the way home.
- Governments deal with matters of convenience, not conviction.
- The future isn't what it used to be.
- Beware of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
- Go to the bathroom before you leave.
- Bend the rules, but don't break them.
- Sometimes the adventure comes to you.
- The power of one mind can change the universe.
- If you're making an encounter suit, design it so you can get into it quickly.
- There is no greater power in the universe than the need for freedom.
- Share your second favorite thing in the universe with a friend.
- Look forward to the day when you have cleansed the universe of your enemy and carved their bones into flutes for your children to play.
- Put the emphasis on Pleasure.
- Half a dream is better than none.
- The hunter and the hunted are not well defined.
- Diplomacy is not a real job.
- It'll take more than 100 years to evolve a better human.
- Ivonova is god.
- Love knows no borders.
- If you offer someone a body part to slit, make certain it doesn't have a major artery.
- Never hand someone a gun unless you're sure where they'll point it.
- Sometimes "peace" is another word for surrender.
- If you have to have sex with an alien, make sure you do it YOUR way!
- Nothing beats a hot shower with real water.
- The best way to understand someone is to fight him, make him angry, that's when you see the real person.
- Somebody should have labeled the future 'Some assembly required.'
- Of all things in life, females are the finest.
- Stay close to the Vorlon.
- Know all there is to know about your station.
- Find something worth living for instead of something worth dying for.
- Secrets have a way of getting out.
- Don't touch unless you mean it.
- Grab any chance you can get to take out a ship.
- Reading is not substitute for experience.
- Don't make promises life won't let you keep.
- When you become obsessed with the enemy, you become the enemy.
- When the avalanche has already started, it is too late for the pebbles to vote.
- You cannot serve larger ideals by compromising smaller ones.
- Laughter is better than pills for what ails you.
- Retribution in inevitable.
- There's nothing wrong with getting a good head start.
- When watching someone, use both eyes. You'll need them.
- Nobody is pure.
- At the year's end, count how many people have survived and celebrate your good fortune.
- If your dinner crawls off your plate, put it back and tell it to stay put.
- Some things we are not ready for.
- All beings are defined by their capacity and need for love.
- Always leave a little room for people to disappoint you.
- Say a prayer for the dying; say half a prayer for the agnostics.
- Ignore the propaganda, focus on what you see.
- Express your feelings.
- The third principle of sentient life (i.e. the capacity for self-sacrifice the conscious ability to over-ride evolution and self-preservation for a cause, a loved one, or a friend.
- It will all end in fire.
- Calling it a "food plan" doesn't help.
- Sure is for people with nothing on the line.
- Beware magic tricks involving bartops.
- Wear loose shoes and remember how to dance.
- Sometimes, the necessary thing isn't the right thing.
- Life is life, whether it's wrapped in skin, scales, or feathers.
- A herring is just a herring, but a good cigar is a Cuban.
- Trust individuals, not organizations.
- Stay away from airlocks.
- If you can't put a bag over his head, then just pull the wool over his eyes.
- Don't argue if it's kosher, just eat it.
- Confess your love, now, while you still have a chance.
- Sometimes the act of searching is more important than what you're searching for.
- Never fear answers; Fear running out of questions.
- Talk softly and carry a big stick.
- The future isn't what it used to be.
- A stroke of the brush does not guarantee art from the bristles.
- Sooner or later . . . BOOM!
- The only good na'kaleen is a dead na'kaleen.
- Don't believe everything you see and hear, escpecially the promos for next week.
- There is beauty in the dark.
- Properly used two meter long genitals can beat four aces.
- Don't assume anything is just decoration.
- If your food is still crawling you know you should cut down.
- Beware Shadows. They move when you're not looking.
- Some favours come at too high a price.
- The universe runs through the complex interweaving of energy, matter, and enlightened self interest.
- The Universe knows what it's doing.
- Fasten, then zip.
- Make sure your enemies know pain and know fear before they die.
- Collect reflection, surprise, and terror for the future.
- Don't touch yourself.
- Never play poker with a Centauri.
- Faith manages.
- Some things one must do alone.
- The universe holds many wonders: Be terrified and relieved that we have not explained everything yet.
- There are some matters on which one feels compelled to take a vow of silence.
- Do it Human Style whenever possible.
- Understanding is a three edged sword.
- Make love, not treaties.
- Sometimes the impossible is possible.
- Always have your people watching their people.
- Always watch your back.
- The longer a terrible secret is held, the more painful it is to reveal it.
- Wash your hands after going to the bathroom or playing cards.
- Sometimes, it's just not a good time to sing Kum-by-yah.
- The Hokey Pokey really doesn't mean anything.
- Breakfast is the most important meal of the day and one you should not fall asleep during.
- Some things are better left buried.
- Beauty and the Beast are in the eye of the beholder.
- It is good to have friends, even if only for a little while.
- The currents that look like they will make us stronger, they are the ones that will destroy us.
- The last thing you need is a corporate lawsuit.
- You can learn whatever you like.
- What we hold sacred gives our lives meaning.
- What makes us human is that we care, and because we care, we never stop trying.
- One day they're shooting at you and the next they're taking you out to dinner.
- Similarity is not required to express compassion
- Whatever it is, it can't be that bad.
- Don't take demands: consider requests.
- Have a nice day.
- We create the future with our words, with our thoughts, with our deeds, and with our beliefs.
- Some changes can have unexpected consequences.
- If you don't understand the song, then listen to the music.
- Before waiting for an apology, be sure to check the temperature in hell.
- Crab Nebula.
- Enjoy your first hangover while you still remember it.
- I will listen to Ivanova's suggestions.
- Don't shake hands with strangers.
- Don't stay to watch a great old ship go down.
- The universe doesn't give you any points for doing things easily.
- Saying you did something can be more effective than actually doing it (beep beep!).
- It is noble to strive for the perfection of one's soul and the salvation of one's race.
- We are starstuff.
- Everybody lies, innocent or guilty. Each lies for their own reasons.
- Be wary of gifts from friends you don't know you have.
- We learn by doing, and in the process we fall on our faces occasionally.
- We all do what we do because it seemed like a good idea at the time.
- We shall be remembered in spite of ourselves.
- Even if your choices are limited to Pestilence, Famine, or Death, it is always possible to make a wise decision.
- And finally . . . . All of this is for nothing unless we go to the stars.