Babylon 5 Lightbulb Jokes
How many ............... does it take to screw in a lightbulb
- A mimbari ;-)
- Centauri: Centauri don't change lightbulbs. Centauri like shadows.
- Centauri: Just one, but they do it with their tongues, so they can get their hair done at the same time.
- Delgar: 1 scientist and 100 million Narn, for the trial runs.
- Drasi: Still caught up in committee. Ask again after the 6th age of humanity....
- Drazi: Half the race. The last time a Drazi tried to change a light bulb he substituted a GREEN bulb for a PURPLE bulb just as a PURPLE was walking by. The ensuing battle lasted six months, covered the whole planet, and half the Drazi population was wiped out.
- Human: Before the third age, 1. During the third age, 1. This third age thing just isn't as impressive as the opening credits would have us believe.
- Humans: At least 23. One to change the bulb, one to hold the ladder, three to stand around giving useless advice, two supervisors, one manager, three cops waving their arms, intoning "keep moving, keep moving", two accountants and and a minimum of 10 rubberneckers.
- Mimbari: They surender.
- Minbari: One. But it takes 40 hours and if they make a mistake they have to start over.
- Narn: 2: One to hold the lightbulb and one to look up how J'Quan did it.
- Narn: Five. One to twist the socket and four to hold the Centauri still.
- Pak'ma'ra: It depends. Pak'ma'ra hire incompetent electricians to change lightbulbs.
- Shadow: 1 lightbulb. 1 hand. 1 white wall. 'Nuf said.
- Soul Hunter: That's not a lightbulb, it's a Mimbari!
- Techno-mages: One techno-mage and 7 words.
- Techno-mages: One techo-mage and all of Londo's victims.
- Telepaths: That's not very damn funny!
- Vorlon: You are not ready for lightbulbs, yet.
- Vorlons: Two, but don't ask me how they got there.