You know you've been watching too much Babylon 5 when ......
- your hairstyle matches Londo's.
- your sexual fantasies include Delenn.
- your color is hot pink.
- you believe that in a past life you were a member of the Grey Council.
- you can't shake the feeling that B4 is DS9.
- the only ancient history you know is Babylon's.
- you pretend to blackmail Londo.
- there is a hole in your mind.
- you think vulcans are members of the Psi Corps.
- you wonder who would win a fight between a minbari and a vulcan.
- your .newsrc is exactly "rec.arts.sf.tv.babylon5: 1-143406".
- you keep saying "data crystal" instead of "diskette".
- someone uses insecticide, you shout "Do you wanna kill N'grath? Are you mad?".... then you don't understand why everyone stares at you.
- you want to brain wipe someone you really hate.
- you think Darth Vader is a vorlon.
- you think Chekov was really Bester doing an undercover spying mission.
- you want to become monk of the Third Fain of Chudomo.
- you believe the Grim Reaper is a soul hunter.
- you wonder what did Captain Kirk do during the Earth/Minbari war.
- you wanna know if there are any xenobiology courses in med school.
- you are upset because CNN doesn't report anything about Ragesh 3.
- you wonder what's wrong when you calculate your age as >300.
- your biggest worry is narn expansionism.... but recent events change that to *Centauri* expansionism.
- you keep on thinking what went wrong in the Battle of the Line.
- your first son has just been born, and you can't think of any names otherthan Londo, Lennier and Kosh.
- you pretend to spend some vacations on Mars.
- your dreams include something scary about flutes made up of bones.
- you're afraid that your soul will escape if you're cut open.
- you think Ivanova *IS* God.
- you ask the Air Force recruiter about the Starfury Training Program.
- you go to the produce section of the grocery store and ask if their spoo is fresh.
- your wardrobe consists of nothing but white, military-pressed collarless shirts and military pressed slacks.
- you tell the plastic surgeon you want to have an operation to make you an anatomically correct Centauri.
- you have a bumper sticker that says "My other car's a Starfury".
- you have a bumper sticker that says "Warning: Fully loaded Cobra Bay in trunk".
- you have made a PPG.
- you start scouring the world to try and find enough Quantium-40 to make a jump-point generator.
- you change from zip then fasten to fasten, then zip.
- you keep a notepad and pencil next to your bed so that you can write down what Kosh says in your dreams, should Kosh happen to appear.
- you go asking everyone "What do you want?".
- you wonder why Lt. Barclay bears a striking resemblance to that demented war vet in B5's "Downbelow".
- ... and you wonder how Bester and this war vet got to different Enterprises in different centuries via the same rift that ate B4.
- the phone rings, and instead of picking up the receiver you tap the back of your hand.
- you go to the aquarium and wonder if there's any significance to the fact that there's a kind of fish called the Garibaldi.
- you wonder where the hell is that clean, efficient Minbari power source for your new motorcycle.
- you catch yourself looking for rangers in the background while watching an opera.
- you call your travel agent and try to arrange passage to Minbar and get directions to the Earth embassy.
- you're planning your vacation, and the only place that appeals to you is Molari State Park.
- you bite into some fried chicken and say, "Hey, tastes just like Narn!".
- you'd like to introduce your sister to Lennier.
- you begin fantasizing political conspiracies at your family reunion.
- you wish you could stand up when driving your car.
- the entire weekend is devoted to preparing and eating one meal.
- while watching football, all the blockers look kinda like Kosh.
- when conversing with a Star Wars fan you claim that "my shadows can kick your Dark Side's butt".
- you begin to wonder if Bester and Dianna Troi are related.
- you are spending the night in a shelter to wait out hurricane Erin, and your only thought is "I'm going to miss Babylon 5 tonight for sure!"
- you are disappointed that your newspapers religion page doesn't list a Foundationist church.
- you have always been here.
- you go to the basement and expect to find a moment of perfect beauty in the darkness.
- you look for airlocks to shove irritating people through.
- "Scrag 'em" and "Space 'em" have become part of your normal vocabulary.
- you call B5-related conversations "dis-kosh-ion"s.
- you think genies were Shadow agents.
- you back off whenever people ask "What do you want?".
- you actually try to make sense out of which side the red thing on Ivanova's uniform is facing on a particular episode.
- you ask jewelry stores if they carry gravity-control rings.
- you offer to bring the little pieces of red fruit to a friend's wedding. ... and then can't keep yourself from saying 'And so it begins' during the ceremony.
- you wonder whether cylons have anything to do with shadows.
- you wonder wether Starbuck is a ranger.
- you're not thinking what you're thinking.
- you're bored of paying taxes for subsidizing those martian twits.
- you get a headache and wonder if you've been through Sector 14.
- you cut yourself just to verify your blood is red - not yellow or green.
- you start dating someone because when you ask 'What do you want?' they reply 'Never ask that question!'. ... and later break up over a green/purple argument.
- you are watching ALIENS and you think the Alien queen is really one of the shadows and wonder how Ripley is going to see her through its "invisibility" screen.
- you feel you're being nibbled to death by cats.
- you see a beautiful girl wearing purple smiling at you, but decide not to approach her because you're wearing green and realize that it could never work out.
- you are shopping for a new vehicle and the only ones that you are interested in are Ford Rangers and Dodge Shadows.
- you look for Mr. Garibaldi to hug when you're feeling insecure.
- you want to build a statue to Zathras.
- your car sings to you while you're sleep.
- you ask people "Who are you?", and when they don't answer correctly, you stick their fingers in an electrical socket.
- you rack your brain trying to figure out how the Forces of Light are going to defeat the Shadows, especially considering how dangerous the Shadow ships are to other ships.
- you consider killing President Clark yourself, but then realize that it wouldn't really help the situation.
- you threaten someone you hate with the phrase "You will know pain, and you will know fear, and then you will die.".
- you actually have said, "Absofraginglutely."
- you want UN peacekeepers sent to the Narn homeworld.
- you accidentally cut yourself and all you can say is, "Dead, Dead, Dead...".
- you check for Narn before entering a elevator.
- you look for an investigative reporter to do an expose' on the Nightwatch.
- you put a Vorlon on top of your Christmas tree.
- you decide that your wife would look good bald.
- you begin to become attracted to Vir.
- you start talking to household appliances and your car.
- you see the headlights of an oncoming car and you think it's a Vorlon.
- you wonder how to hide a Narn war cruiser in your backyard for sanctuary.
- you begin to plot the death of Psi Corps for what they did to Talia.