SATICHE - 0028

Babylon 5 lines that were never broadcast

Kosh to Sheridan: "If you eat the vlarn, you will die"
Garibaldi to Marcus: "Did you know that we do have barbers on this station?"
Morden: "What do you want?" Delenn: "I want to be queen for a day."
Sheridan to Draal: "This place looks so familiar. Did you ever see the Earth TV show 'Time Tunnel'?"
Marcus to Neroon: "My fighting staff is bigger than yours!"
Lennier to Delenn: "Uh, Delenn, we have a serious problem on our hands. The station has run out of candles."
Delenn to Kosh #2: "Does the fate of the universe hinge upon me sleeping with the captain?"
Delenn to Sheridan: "We've been working 'round the clock to cut and paste new WhiteStar ships..."
Ivanova to G'Kar: "I feel your pain. So what?"
Caylin to Franklin: "Steven, you're such a stimulating conversationalist"
Kosh (to the B5 council): "Unaccoustomed as I am to public speaking...."
Sheridan: "Engage!"
Sheridan to Bester: "Bester you can stay here as long as you want"
Marcus to Garibaldi: "Have you ever heard of something called hair club for men?"
Kosh: "Resistance is futile"
Londo to Morden: "What do I want? I want for you to stop shedding skin on the floor of my quarters!"
Marcus to Delenn after she complimented Ivanova's attempt at speaking Minbari: "I thought you said that the Minbari couldn't lie."
Sheridan to Garibaldi: "The truth's gotta be here somewhere"
Bester to Garibaldi: "Mister Garibaldi, the pinata thing was a joke."
Kosh Classic to Lyta: "Was it good for you?"
New Kosh: "[beep][warble][tink] ::vote republican:: [twirr][groan][flutter]"
Ivanova to Sheridan: "It could be worse. we could be near a Worm Hole connect to the Gamma Quadrant."
Ivanova to Marcus: "Are you busy for dinner tonight?"
Morden: "Can't we all just get along?"
Sheridan to Lorien: "I'm not quite dead yet! ... I'm getting better! ... I think I'll go for a walk!"
First One to Ivanova (in a polka): "Vorlon tavutna chog, hey!"
Delenn to Ivanova: "You can never have to many White Stars."
Kosh2 to WB: "Reruns. Intolerable."
G'Kar to Londo: "You really have to lay off the hairspray"
Sheridan to Delenn: "I have a bad feeling about this"
First one to anybody: "The name of our race is three letters long and easy to pronounce."
Either Kosh to Sheridan: "John. I am your father. Help me take off the mask."
Ivanova to Sheridan (upon being sent off to certain death): "But I was going into Tashi station to pick up some power converters! "
Kosh2 to Kosh: "Mom always did like you better"
Vorlon crewman to Captain after destroying the first planet: "You think anyone will notice it's gone, sir?"
Sheridan to Babylon5 Computer: "Activate Self-Destruct Sequence!"
Kosh to Delenn: "(Gurgle) I am not a magic 8 ball!! (murmurs)"
Ivanova to Sheridan: "Commander, we've had a transporter malfunction. We've got the crew of this ship called Voyager stuck in the pattern buffers and I tried an EPS override...."
Londo to Morden: "You know, we have alot in common. We both know the joys of good hair cream, for instance."
Janaway to Ivanova: "Voyager ready to dock"
Zathras to himself: "Zathras mad, they say. Why ? Just because Zathras likes to put on high heels and a dress and sing "Natural Woman" in front of a mirror sometimes??"
Delenn to Sheridan in "Grey 17", watching the Rangers arrive: "They followed me home, John... can I keep them?"
Londo to Vir: "Game over man, game over"
Sheridan to Kosh: "Not bad for a Vorlon"
Sheridan: "Make it so"
Kosh to G'kar: "You'll shoot your eye out!"
Sheridan (hell, anyone) to the Vorlons: "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed"
Dr. Franklin to assistant: "Get that cheeze to sick bay"
Sheridan to crowd in FtA: "Today we celebrate our Independence Day!"
Either Kosh to anyone: "(gurgle...sproink) We are all Elvis!!!(beepety-beep)"
The Vorlons after destroying planets: "OOH! That's gotta hurt!!!"
Sinclair to Sheridan: "Good luck, YOU 'RE going to need it!"
kosh1 to sheridan: "getting is not the same as wanting. I do not say it is logical but it is so."
G'Kar to Drozi: "A roddenberry:is that something you eat?"
Kosh to everyone: "I'm back !"
New Kosh to Sheridan: "Some day, you will call me Master."
Bob Dole to Sheridan: "I am the third one."
Delenn to John after dinner: "That Flarn Sucked!!!"
New Kosh to Sheridan: "Worried about your friends? Especially, hmm, Sister Delenn. If you won't be turned to the dark side then maybe she will!"
Sheridan to Old Kosh: "I thought I told you not to call me Johnnie!"
Sheridan to Ivanova (Fall Of night): "GREAT !!!! - I`ve been wanting try out this new Defence Grid"
Kosh Classic to Sheridan: "Go to Za'ha'dum. Open up a lemonade stand. If you build it they will come."
BabCom: "Paging Lorne Greene. Paging Lorne Greene."
BabCom: "The White Bay is for ship unloading only. Ships left unattended will be ticketed and towed."
Sheridan to Lorien: "I have fallen and I can't get up"
Sinclair to Delenn: "Delenn, I am your great-great-great-great-great-great ..."
Dr. Franklin to Sheridan: "He's dead, John."
Quark to Lando: "I can get you the solution for all your problems for just 5 bars of latinum!"
Dr. Who to Garibaldi (or Sheridan): "I'm the Doctor. Would you like a Jelly Baby?
ISN to Universal Audience: "Tonite on Fox:COPS on assignment:Babylon 5"
Grey 17 Engineering to Captain Sheridan: "I canna change the laws of Physics Captain"
Marcus to Ivanova when the Whitestars jumpengines go offline: "Hey, it's not MY fault!"
Lyta to Kosh2: "I feel your pain."
Marcus to Ivanova: "Hey how about that? The jump engines are actually working!!!!!"
Neroon to Marcus Cole in "Grey 17...": "I see your schwartz is as big as mine but how well can you handle it?"
Kosh1 to Sheridan: "Kiss her. Kiss her. NOW!"
Sheridan in "All Alone in the Night": "There are...FOUR lights!!!!!!"
Sheridan in "Severed Dreams": "Then, FDR said, 'throw down your shovel, sit on your ass, light up your camel, this is the Promise Land.'"
Sheridan in "Severed Dreams": "5000 years ago Moses said, 'Pick up your shovel, get off your ass, get on your camel, we're going to the Promise Land.'"
Sheridan in "Severed Dreams": Now, President CLark is saying, 'I'll tax your shovel, I'll take your camel, I'll kick your ass, and there ain't no Promise Land.'"
The Zima man to anyone in the bar: "...zo then I zayz to him, nize zdation"
Vorlon captain to crew: "Set course for Alderaan."
Sheridan to Delenn after returning from Z'Ha'Dum: "I've been mostly dead all day."
Sheridan to Ivanova: "On second thought, let us not go to Z'Ha'Dum. It is a silly place."
Bester, to anyone: "Alfred Bester is my name, the Stars my Destination."
Sheridan to C & C: "Toga! Toga! Toga!"
Delenn to the crowd watching Sheridan in FtA: "He's not the messiah! He's a very naughty boy!"
Sheridan in Severed Dreams: "Oi you! Clark! Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!"
Anyone in the fourth series: "OK, who told the Vorlons about the Death Star?"
Gkar to Garbaldi: "It wasn't me. IT WAS THE ONE ARMED MAN!!"
Sheridan to AOL in The Long Night: "Okay, we've invited the Shadows to meet the Vorlons with us, does anyone think that asking President Clark would be going too far?"
Delenn to Anna Sheridan, "Shadow Dancing": "Eeeeugh! I *hate* snowglobes!"
New Kosh to Lyta: "There is a great disturbance in the Force."
Dr Franklyn to Sheriden, discussing the Shadows: "Well, Its life John, but not as we know it !"
Garibaldi to New Kosh: "You'll have to leave Babylon 5 now or we will be forced to poke you in the eye."
Fozzy Bear to John Sheridan: "I'm here to represent my client, John BEARidan!"
Bester to Sheridan: "I served with James T. Kirk. You're no James T. Kirk!"
Sheridan to C&C personnel, 5 minutes before end of episode: "You have 5 minutes to invent a new piece of technology with which to destroy the Shadows so that next week everything will return to normal!"
Bester to Sheridan: "Do not under estimate the power of the Dark Side of the Force."
Vorlons to Shadows: "I guess it's time to help Deep Space 9."
Sheridan to New Kosh: "Don't ever touch my Teddy Bear "
Shadows, to the forces of Light: "Exterminate... EXTERMINATE!"
Sinclair to Sheridan "War w/o End": "I told you, eddies in the space time continuum!"
Q to Sheridan: "There are many wonderful things out there, but they are beyond your puny comprehension."
Either kosh any time: "I will give you a simple Answer"
Londo to Morden: "What do you want on your 'tombstone'?"
Sheridan to Ivanova: "Gee. I sure am glad that Clark and EarthGov waited till after the Shadow war to come down on our ass."
BABCOM-MTV to Babylon5 Audience: "Tonite on M-TV: One of the First Ones, 290 Year Old Debbie Gibson will sing her new version of Anything is Possible in tribute to Sheridan's victory."
new kosh to sheridan: "I find your lack of faith disturbing"
Sheridan to Whitestar engineering: "Scotty, I need warp nine online in two minutes"
Garibaldi to ISN: "Sheridan has a God Complex, but we all know who God is around here, Ivanova."
Marcus to Ivanova: "Sorry Ivanova not tonight I have a headache"
Centuri emperor to G'Kar: "We have ways of making you talk, G'Kar. Bring in the Sailor Moon episodes!"
Centuri emperor to G'Kar: "We have ways of making you talk, G'Kar. Bring in the Voyager episodes!"
Garibaldi to patient on operating table: "Good Lord, is that really a nude woman in there?"
Sheridan to Lyta in "Epiphanies": "Thanks for all your help during the war. I appreciate it."
Lyta to Zach: "That pizza looks like CRAP! What type of man are you? GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. I didn't have this problem with the Old Kosh!"
Lyta to Zach: "At least the Old Kosh knew the way I liked it."
Vorlon planet killer captian to crew: "You may fire when ready."
Bester to Lyta in while on their way to Za Ha dum in Epiphanies: "'Ve are looking for Nuclear Wessles!"
President Clark to ISN: "Sheridan and his conspirators have stolen the funding for PBS."
President Clark to ISN: "Because of this act, I am forced to remove funding for Barney and any other children's shows. Because of Sheridan, are children will become stupid."
Sheridan to a Nightwatch guy he knocked out: "It's my station, and I'll punch who I want to!"
Sheridan to C&C: "Unknown alien technology, huh? Does anyone have a tricorder we can plug into it?"
ISN to Universe: "Today on this Date in 1997 Hillary Clinton officially takes over as President"
Sheridan to the fleet: "The vorlons and the shadows just arrive and they didnt even notice us. They'll probably destroy each other if we do nothing... Let's get out of here."
Sheridan to the fleet: "Oh yeah and do use the mines befores we go."
Sheridan to Ivanova: "LOOK! The vorlons left the Universe's back door open..Let's go after them!"
New Kosh to Garibaldi while he is shooting him: "Stop that Mr. Garibaldi, don't do that"
Morden to Londo: "You will become one, with my associates"
Sheridan to Lorien: "Seen Energizer Bunny yet?"
Sheridan to Anna "Shadow Possed" Sheridan: "Take me to your leader"
Clark to ISN: "Big Brother is watching you. Big Brother loves you. Big Brother will care for you...forever."
Sheridan to BabCom: "Turn that damned thing off!"
President Clark to ISN: "Sheridan and his conspirators have done it again. They have stolen the funding for the School Lunch Program. Now your children are going to starve."
Vorlons and Shadows to B5 fans: "We have seen Ivanova in the nude and after further examination, we conclude that she is not a god. Definitely not a god."
Delenn to Sheridan, any episode when they are alone in a room: "John, Shall we indulge in Rishathra?"
Kosh classic to Sheridan: "Monosyllables? That's what my translator has been doing all this time? Why didn't any tell me!"
Morden to Vir: "I've had a really, really bad day"
Morden to anyone: "What do you want? What do you want? What about what I want"
Calen to Delen and Lenir: "I know! We'll tell the truth about your herritage and who Valen is....yes that is what we will do!"
Marcus to Neroon in "Gray 17 is Missing": "Don't kill me! I'll tell you where to find The One!"
Zathras to WB: "It is taking all of JMS consentration to write Bablyon 5, if we distract, very bad"
Zathras to Sinclair, Deleen, Sheridan and an Extra: "You are the one who was, you are the one who is, you are the one who will be..... and you..... you suck go away."
Kosh to the Advisory Council when they are fighting: "Now, now, children"
Sheridan frustrated with anything, anytime: "Space, the final frontier, these aren't the voyages of the starship Enterprise, nor its continuing mission to blah blah, yakety yakety."
Sheridan to the next reporter that comes on the station: "This isn't a perfect world, you can't say "Beam me up" and be in another place. You have to deal with the problem at hand."
Kosh to captain Sinclair: "No tribels, no Klingons, I'm boring here."
Ivanova to Mr. Bester: "Your russian is excellent, Mr. Chekov"
Ivonova to Mr. Bester: "I KNEW you were going to say that!!!"
Kosh: "Windows 95 has already started, it is too late for the user to vote."
Jeremiah to Garibaldi: "Am I overacting, or is it just me "
Garibaldi to Jeremiah: "Hey Jeremiah now would be a good time to put on that glove with the knives on it."
Garibaldi to reporter: "Besides having a God complex: Sheridan throws defensless teddy bears out airlocks, and he wets his bed"
Ivannova to Sheridan: "Is it just me or did the last vorlon ambassador look like darth vader?"
Zathras to Sheridan before he clips a wire to disarm a bomb: "Not the one!"
Lando to Londo: "I am the former Administrator of Cloud City. You are the Prime Minister of the Centari Republic. Why do people keep mixing us up?"
Sheridan to Lennier in Walkabout: "Shut down the jump engines, sure, but don't switch off that cool jet engine sound."
Q to Sheridan: "Who said that ALL of the Elders left??"
Sheridan to Ivanova: "Beam me Up, Susan"
Any engineer to Sheridan: "The fusion reactor is breaking up! I cannot hold much longer!"
Sheridan to Zathras after he clips the wire to disarm bomb: "Zathras, GRAB THE CAT!!!"
Morden to any ambassador in Signs and Portents: "You may already be a winner"
Babcom5: "The White bay is for loading and unloading only, there is no docking in the Red bay"
Marcus to Neroon in (Gray 17 is Missing): "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Lyta Alexander to Zack Allen: "Even the slutty guys won't hit on me. Even *you* won't hit on me. That's really pathetic! I must not be recognizably female!"
Kosh classic's ship singing to Dr. Jacobs in (Hunter, Prey): "A Louie Louie, whooa yeah, sayin' we gotta go now....aye aye aye aye!"
Vir to Londo in Into the Fire: "Londo, will your nuclear detonater remote work on that sinister ship blocking the sun?"
Marcus to Susan: "Actually, I switched places with Lorien on that shuttle because I can't bear to leave your side, especially if we're about to die together."
YODA to John: "Is Kosh my Father?" "Your father he is"
YODA TO JOHN: "WHEN 900 Years old you reach look as good you will not."
Anyone to Morden: "What do *you* want???"
Delenn to Sheridan: "You want me to suck your *what*???"
Vir Cotto (Into the Fire): "That Morden... he really knows how to get a head!"
Delenn to Sheridan anytime when they're alone and kissing: "Oh, so THAT'S the one!"
Sinclair to Delenn: "For three nights you just watch me sleep? Like hell."
Sheridan to others: "Za-Ha-DOOM? Doesn't anyone find that a bit OMINOUS?"
Marcus: "Excuse me, but where's the Robin Hood set?"
Delenn about her head-ridge: "I've just found out this thing can be taken off."
Londo to anyone: "I've just realized what a damned silly haircut this is! Where are the scissors?"
Lennier at end of Shadow War: "RAGING KEGGER!!!!!"
Kosh2 to Lyta. He really said it too!!: "Rotate. Bitch."
Londo to G'Kar: "Let's have a drrrink now G'Kar, the war between our two worlds begins next episode!"
Vir to Londo in (The Coming of Shadows): "Once you start down the dark path, forever will it domintate your destiny!"
G'Kar to Sheridan: "Allow me to introduce my dear brother, G'Truck."
Zathras to Sinclair, Delenn, and Sheridan: "You are the one who was long ago, you are the one who is, and you are the one who will be for about a week, then you will run out of life."
Kosh2: "Ex-term-min-ate"
Delenn to Sheridan, any time after "Severed Dreams": "Sorry John, as supreme political, religious and miIitary leader of my people, I have better things to do than exchange long, knowing, romantic gazes."
Delenn to Sheridan, in "Severed Dreams": "You're the damsel in distress and I'm heading up the cavalry riding in to save you! (Don't have a crisis of confidence in your masculinity over it.)"
Sheridan to ISN: "I have a god complex?... I am a god!"
Lennier (to another Minbari): "So, who does your bone?"
Anyone: "The Prime Directive"
Corwin to Ivanova: "Like hell you're God!!"
Sheridan to Delenn: "Is that the Hale-Bopp Comet?"
Delenn to Sheridan: "No Honey, that's Heavens Gate."
Old Kosh to Sheridan: " If you join Heavens Gate, you will die!"
Lorien to Sheridan while watching BABCOM: Playboy Channel: "uooo!!! uooo!!! I haven't seen those or THAT in a long long time. Got some Beer and Chips."
Ivonova on BabCom: "Paging Mike Hunt... Paging Mike Hunt... Has anybody seen Mike Hunt. I can't seem to find Mike Hunt."
Lorien to Sheridan: "Heavens Gate was traped between ticktock just like you are now. But they finally surrendered to Tock and this is what you must do too."
Lyta Alexander to Zack Allen: "Finally someone who is interested in my body, as well as my mind!"
Any Centauri to any other Centauri: "I just checked the Almanac. There is not supposed to an Eclipse today"
Ivanova to Sheridan: "Hailing frequencies open, Sir."
Centauri Emperor to Londo: "You know, it's not the size of your haircut that counts but how you use it."
Sheridan to B5 Computer after receiving Crystal from Mars: "Display contents of data crystal. (Computer)Clark plans to DISTROY...TAKE OVER...KILL... Sorry this data crystal is scratched please try another."
A pilot to another pilot: "Ah! I hit a teddy bear and now my Star Fury is flying out of control!"
Sheridan: "I know the broadcast made us look bad, but what kind of ratings did it get?"
Ivanova: "Captaaaaiin, I'm bored. With all the bad guys gone, I've got nothing to do!"
G'Kar: "G'Quan wrote 'It was a dark and stormy night and the shadows were everywhere...'"
Lyta to Zack, over pizza: "I'm so glad to be rid of that Vorlon cult. They made me empty my apartment and wear these antique Earth shoes called Nikes."
Ivanova to Bester: "And just what do YOU know about this so-called United Federation of Planets?"
Sheridan to Lyta: "Is it my imagination but is Bester getting worster?"
Gordon ("ALF") Schumway to Kosh-1: "You weren't there. I WAS! Hhawww!"
Sheridan to Ivanova at the end of "Illusion of Truth": "First thing we do when we get back to Earth, we hang President Clark with the entrails of Dan Randle"
Sheridan to ISN: "Of course I am God. But since the Angels... ah Vorlons ... are gone over the Rim, it's not so funny."
Sinclair to Kosh1: "Ambassador Kosh, are you still studying?"
Kosh1 to Sinclair: "No, I am sending in my broadcast the 101 reasons why is Babylon 5 better as Voyager."
Franklin to Sheridan: "Dammit John, I'm a doctor, not a (insert occupation here)"
Delenn to Sheridan: "Now John, I'm sure there must be a perfectly good excuse why you are wearing my nylons. I'm waiting for that explanation..."
Janeway to Kosh1: "Kosh, if you 'll send again your 101 reasons why are B5 better than my ship, I'll beam you to Z'ha'dum where you die!"
Marcus to C&C: "Ivanova, where the hell is my fighting staff?"
Sheridan to Kosh: "Ambassador, what's happened?"
Kosh to Sheridan: "I've just tried to scan Mr.Bester. ??? Pleeeeas!!!! Don't ask me this Question!!!!"
G'Kar to Franklin: "Doctor, I need another one of those eye replacement things. You see, I hid it in Ivanova's shower and..."
Lenier to Delenn (upon waking from the Dreaming): "I no longer love you, you murderous Bitch!!"
Lorien to Sheridan: "a long time ago, in a place far, far away.... "
JMS to WB: "What do you mean we're not renewed?"
JMS to.....: "What do you mean you're the Great Maker?"
Vir to Londo in The Coming of Shadows: "Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny."
G'Kar to Londo (about Vir): "I won't let you corrupt the boy!"
Lennier to Sheridan in Delenn's quarters (Racing Mars): "I like to watch"
Kosh Classic to Centari Emporer I: "Happily Ever After"
Star Fury Pilot: "I hope my next Star Fury is from Microsoft."
Dr. Franklin to Captain Jack: "You don't by any chance have some Oscar Mayer Lunchables?"
Dr. Franklin to Captain Jack: "I'll trade you Marcus' fighting staff for that beef stroganoff."
Sam & Max (of the video game) to Kosh : "Well, THAT was needlessly cryptic."
Captain Kirk, to Kosh: "Kosh, are you out of your Vorlon Mind?"
Babcom: "Voyager. Channel unavailable due to jamming"
Dr. Zachary Smith to Kosh-classic: "Don't talk in riddles to me, you warbling Wurlitzer!"
Garibaldi to Sheridan: "Do you want to know the reason I have left my job? Well! It's you alway hated Bugs Bunny and the whole Warner Bros!"
Sheridan to Garibaldi: "Yes it's true, dammed. My Teddybear was always better than Donald Duck."
Sheridan to Delen (taking her nylons off): "The explanation is simple honey, because Lenier likes it."
Minbari captian to Valen at the end of WWE II: "OK, whatever, where's the pisser?"
Sheridan to Delenn: "We need to borrow you and your children Mrs. King"
Bester on his new occupation: "Dial 1-800 PSYCHIC READING"
Garibaldi: "Illogical"
Security to Marcus: "No, I don't know a Bilbo Baggins."
Franklin to Marcus: "So you own stock in the Renn fest?"
The Warren Commission report on Pres. Santiago's death: "There was no second space cannon on Jupiter's grassy knoll."
Londo to Vir: "A death mark's not an easy thing to live with. I'm sorry to lose you"
Delenn to Lennier: "I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie."
Lorien: "I am the great and terrible One. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."
Anyone on Bab5: "We surrender."
Quark to Sheridan: "Who cares how they made you look, Captain? Think of the royalties, now that you're in syndication! I could assist you, for, say, 55%..."
Delenn to Sheridan (handing him the nylons back): "No John. I didn't say I didn't like it. In fact, I think it's kind of, well, erotic..."
Garibaldi to Sheridan: "Well, frankly, I think it's pretty darned erotic too..."
Sheridan to Garibaldi and Delenn: "You two are weird! Why the heck would anyone want to wear them?! You people disgust me. I ought to flush you out an air lock!"
Sheridan to Delenn before going to Zahadoom : "I'll be back"
Shadow Disciples to departing First Ones: "We'll keep an eye on key personnel, boss"
Draal to Sheridan: "I must say, you are wery handsome under the shower. "
Zathras to Sinclair: "Only you are not supposed to say: 'in Valen's name'!! "
Sheridan to Delenn and Kosh: "OK, OK, but before you are starting to show me the movie about Z'ha'dum, let us to buy some popcorns."
Kosh to everyone: "Hi, my name is Michael Jackson, I'm back and I love you all !!"
Sheridan to Delenn (pulling on hers nylons again): "You must know Delen, if I'm wearing it under my uniform, it's so a great feeling, I can not describe it. I want always divid the nylons whith you."
Lennie to Delenn: "I am better in bed than that human!"
Sheridan to Kosh: "Of course I know you can fly, and of course that allowed you to save my live. But you are not supposed to call me Lois."
C&C to Earthdom: "Houston we have got a problem! "
Kosh to any visitor: "Have you seen a can opener laying around anywhere?"
Garibaldi to new crew member: "Damn you! My name is not 'Gary Baldy'!"
Sheridan to Delenn: "I just got a hold of a spoiler for the end of Season 4....I quit! I don't want to be tortured!"
Sheridan to Z'ha'dum: "Pizza delivery"
Shadows to Vorlons: "(Gurgle) A BORG SHIP, RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!"
Sheridon to Sinclair: "Now *that war* is over with, would you please bring back B4?"
Ivanova to Sheridan: "Geez, you think that we can spend so much on the station and the defences, we can at least get some curtains!"
Apu to the Shadows: "Thank you for coming, I'll see you in hell."
Franklin to assisting nurse during operation: "Hang on! If *that* is his spleen, then what is this?"
Kosh to Bill Gates: "Intolerable! Your MS Office doesnt support my Latex formated files !"
Franklin to Ivanova (in Conflicts of Interest): "Duh!"
Drakh Emissary, to White Star's Security Officer: "Think as you stoned I am not!"
Drakh Emissary to Lennier: "Vot da hell are YOU--oops--much excusing--wrong century!"
Zathras to Ivonova: "Have Nine Brothers, all name Zathras and - One sister: Name - Moesha!"
Delenn to Londo: "Love the hair."
Elton John to Londo: "Who's your tailor?"
Ivanova to broadcast area: "The truth is back in business, also Babylon 5 souvineers are available at these locations."
Morden to anyone: "Tell me what you want, what you really really want."
Sheridan to Kosh: "Who am I? I'm Jean Valjean!!"
Londo to Franklin: "I had a feeling that I should not ignore the inscription ' insert poison darts here' on the idol"
Londo to Franklin: "Nor should I ignore the greeting card that said ' DIE LONDO DIE.'"
Valen to every Minbari: "I hate vlarns."
Delenn
Valen to John, Lenier and Delenn during the dinner: "You offer me only ONE PIECE OF VLARN? You make a joke!"
JMS to WB: "If you refuse to let me to write the 5th season, I will go with the whole B5 to Walt Disney and will let Garibaldi watch Mickey Mouse."
Londo to Sheridan in "Rumors, Bargains, and Lies": "And another thing I do not understand about Earth culture...these peculiar hand movements you call 'the Macarena'..."
G'Kar to the other Narns after the Centari left Narn: "The humans have a saying: 'prophets are not welcome in their own town' "
Sheridan to Delenn: "Do Minbaris have a good remedy for insomnia? I can't sleep with somebody watching me!"
Zathras when taking model of B4: "NEED place, GREAT darkness coming. B5 only have one season left."
Sheridan to anyone: "What? Behind the Rabbit?"
Lorien to Sheridan: "Some people call me..........Tim."
Lennier to Delenn: "Is it just me or did that drakh resemble Skeletor from 'He-Man'"
Sheridan to Lorien: "Boy did I mess up on the delivery to Z'Ha'Dun. It was suppose to be a crate of pine scented New Clear kitchen cleaner, not a nuclear bomb."
Londo to Morden: "What I really want, is to be a spoo farmer."
Lennier to religious caste in RB+L: "Traitors can't hide"
Lorien to Sheridan: "What is the speed of an African swallow?"
Sheridan to Lennier: "(Trys new uniform, sleeves too long) "Danger! Danger! You know-old TV show? Lost in Sp- with the Robot?" (Blank stare) Never mind-you had to be there."
Talia Winters to Ivanova: "Tell me what you want, what you really really want, I`ll tell you what I want what I really really want. I really really really want to zig a zig ah!"
Anyone in the opening intro dialouge: "some say that life down here began up there...beyond the stars..."
Delenn to the Shadows: "How is it possible?...for he is the Kwisatz Haderach"
Ivanova to Sheridan: "Captain, do you ever get that... "not-so-fresh" feeling?"
Sheridan to the Vorlons and the Shadows: "Can't we all just get along?"
Zathras to Sinclair/Sheridan/Delenn: "The One, you seek The One. Take you to him, I will."
JMS to Rick Berman: "Resistance is futile YOU will be assimilated"
Investors to P-Ten Consortium: "We are the Creditors. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile."
Kosh to YODA: "When 8 billion years old you get, look better you will."
Vir to Londo: "I see Morden had a accident shaving"
Mr. Edgars to Garibaldi: "Hi Michael, this is Charlie. I've got a new assignment for you and the angels."
Emperor Cartgia to G'kar: "Ezekial 25:17 -- "The path of the righteous..."
Darth Vader to Bester: "Come to the dark side, and together we will rul... uh, never mind you're already there"
Ivanova to Sinclair: "Commander, we're picking up a signal from Sector 14. They say they're...Deep Space Nine?"
Zathras during the opening credits: "Zathras year it was."
Lennier to Delenn: "Uh Delenn I hate to say this (wink wink) I think you're single again."
Garibaldi to Garibaldi: "Christ I'm Screwed."
Bester to Garibaldi: "You think you hate me now...wait till you wake up."
Yueh to Duke Leto er Bester to Garibaldi: "The tooth remember the tooth"
Sisko to Ivanova: "Take back that insult about Deep space franchise!"
Lyta to Kosh II: "Not now, I don't have a headache yet."
Ivanova to Zack: "If Michael Garibaldi ever steps one foot on Babylon 5, Give him the comfy chair, and a Tickle Me Elmo doll."
Garibaldi to Bester: "Damn! He died without paying me. At least kill him after he pays me, not before."
Garabaldi to Edgars: "Okay, I'll trade you Sinclair for two Mickey Mantles and a Ty Cobb"
G'Kar after "Ship of Tears": "Told you so, didn't I?"
Delenn to the Interogator: "To eliminate Sheridan? Anyway, but he must marry me at first"