Smilie Dictionary
:-)Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.
;-)Winky smilie. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark. More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smilie.
:-(Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement or is upset or depressed about something.
:-IIndifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as good as a happy smilie
:->User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).
>:->User just made a really devilish remark.
>;->Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.
Those are the basic ones...Here are some somewhat less common ones:
:-[]Mick Jagger
(8-oIt's Mr. Bill!
*:o)And Bozo the Clown!
(-:User is left handed.
%-)User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight.
:*)User is drunk.
[:]User is a robot.
8-)User is wearing sunglasses.
B:-)Sunglasses on head.
::-)User wears normal glasses.
B-)User wears horn-rimmed glasses.
8:-)User is a little girl.
:-)-8User is a Big girl.
:-{)User has a mustache.
:-{}User wears lipstick.
{:-)User wears a toupee.
}:-(Toupee in an updraft.
:-[User is a Vampire.
:-EBucktoothed vampire.
:-FBucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing.
:-7User just made a wry statement.
:-*User just ate something sour.
:-)~User drools
:-~)User has a cold
:'-(User is crying
:'-)User is so happy, s/he is crying
:-@User is screaming
:-#User wears braces
:^)User has a broken nose
:v)User has a broken nose, but it's the other way
:_)User's nose is sliding off of his face
:<)User is from an Ivy League School
:-&User is tongue tied.
=:-)User is a hosehead
-:-)User is a punk rocker
-:-((real punk rockers don't smile)
:=)User has two noses
+-:-)User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
`:-)User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
,:-)Same thing...other side
|-IUser is asleep
|-OUser is yawning/snoring
:-QUser is a smoker
:-?User smokes a pipe
O-)Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)
O :-)User is an angel (at heart, at least)
:-SUser just made an incoherent statement
:-DUser is laughing (at you!)
:-XUser's lips are sealed
:-CUser is really bummed
<|-)User is Chinese
<|-(User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes
:-/User is skeptical
C=:-)User is a chef
@= User is pro-nuclear war
*<:-)User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
:-oUh oh!
3:]Pet smilie
3:[Mean Pet smilie
d8=Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.
E-:-)User is a Ham radio operator
:-9User is licking his/her lips
%-6User is braindead
[:-)User is wearing a walkman
(:IUser is an egghead
<:-IUser is a dunce
K:PUser is a little kid with a propeller beenie
@:-)User is wearing a turban
:-0No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)
:-:Mutant Smilie
The invisible smilie
.-)User only has one eye
,-)Ditto...but he's winking
X-(User just died
8 :-)User is a wizard
:) Midget smilie
:-`smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
:-1smiley bland face
:-@smiley face screaming
:-#|smiley face with bushy mustache
:-$smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
:-%smiley banker
:-6smiley after eating something sour
:^)smiley with pointy nose (righty)
:-7smiley after a wry statement
:-*smiley after eating something bitter
:-&smiley which is tongue-tied
:-0smiley orator
(:-(unsmiley frowning
(:-)smiley big-face
):-(unsmiley big-face
)8-)scuba smiley big-face
=:-)smiley punk-rocker
=:-((real punk rockers don't smile)
+:-)smiley priest
:-qsmiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
:-edisappointed smiley
:-tcross smiley
:-osmiley singing national anthem
:-psmiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
:-[un-smiley blockhead
:-]smiley blockhead
:-{smiley variation on a theme
{:-)smiley with its hair parted in the middle
}:-)above in an updraft
:-alefty smilely touching tongue to nose
:-ssmiley after a BIZARRE comment
:-dlefty smiley razzing you
g-)smiley with ponce-nez glasses
:-jleft smiling smilely
:-kbeats me, looks like something, tho.
:-ly. a. s.
:-:mutant smiley
:-\undecided smiley
:-|"have an ordinary day" smiley
;-)winking smiley
:-<real sad smiley
:-x"my lips are sealed" smiley
:-cbummed out smiley
:-vtalking head smiley
:v)left-pointing nose smiley
:-bleft-pointing tongue smiley
:-/lefty undecided smiley
:-?smilely smoking a pipe
.-]one-eyed smilely
,-}wry and winking
0-)smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
:-=)older smiley with mustache
:u)smiley with funny-looking left nose
:n)smiley with funny-looking right nose
:<midget unsmiley
:>midget smiley
:-)ha ha
|-)hee hee
O |-)net.religion
|-Dho ho
:->hey hey
8 :-Inet.unix-wizards
:-(boo hoo
:-Ouh oh
:-Pnyah nyah
:-Xbow tie
8:-) glasses on forehead
:-8( condescending stare
>:-< mad