Seminars for Men - given by women
- Combating Stupidity
- You, too, can do housework
- PMS -- Learn when to keep your mouth shut.
- How to fill an ice tray
- We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas -- Give us money
- Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at 4:00am
- Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly titled "Don't wash my silks")
- Parenting -- No, it doesn't end with conception
- Get a life -- learn to cook and then clean up the kitchen
- How not to act like an asshole when you're obviously wrong
- Spelling -- Even you can get it right
- Understanding your financial incompetence
- You -- The Weaker Sex
- Reasons to give flowers
- How to stay awake after sex
- Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the bathroom
- Garbage -- Getting it to the curb
- You can fall asleep without "it" if you really try
- The morning dilemma: shower first, THEN breakfast
- I'll wear it if I damn well please
- How to put the toilet lid down (formerly "No, it's not a bidet")
- "The weekend" and "sports" are not synonyms
- Give me a break. Why we know your excuses are bullshit
- How to go shopping with your mate and not get lost
- The remote control -- Overcoming your dependency
- Romanticism - Ideas other than sex
- Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes
- Mother-in-laws -- They are often people, too
- Male bonding -- Leaving your friends at home
- You too can be a designated driver
- Seeing the true you (formerly "No, you don't look like Mel Gibson, especially when naked")
- Changing your underwear -- It really works
- The Attainable Goal -- Omitting "TITS" from your vocabulary
- Techniques for calling home