Seminars for Women - given by men
- "Are you ready to leave?" -- Definition of the word "yes"
- Appropriate rhetorical questions (Formerly "Honey, do I look fat?")
- Elementary Map Reading
- Crying and law enforcement
- Advanced Math Seminar -- Program your VCR
- You can go shopping for less than 4 hours
- Gaining five pounds v. the end of the world: a study in contrast
- The Seven-Outfit Week v the Seven-Week Outfit
- PMS -- It's YOUR Problem, Not Mine (was: It's Happened Monthly Since Puberty -- Deal With It)
- Driving I: Getting past automatic transmission
- Driving II: The meaning of blinking red lights
- Driving III: Approximating a constant speed
- Driving IV: Makeup and Driving--It's As Simple As Oil and Water
- Cricket: Not a Game--A Sacrament
- Telephone Translations (was: "Me too" equals "I Love You")
- How to Earn Your Own Money instead of just Spending His
- Giftgiving Fundamentals (was: Fabric Bad, Electronics Good)
- Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is on Your Side
- Know When to Say When: The Limits of Makeup
- Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable Laundry
- We forget birthdays, you forget sports stats: LET'S LET IT DROP
- MYOB: Proper response to other couple's public arguments
- Yes, You Can Buy Condoms (was: WE learned to deal with the embarrassment)
- Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+ Channels
- What Goes Around Comes Around--Why His Credit Card is Not a Toy
- The Penis: His Best Friend Can Be Yours, too
- His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out
- Committment Schmittment (was: Wedlock Schmedlock)
- "To Honor and Obey:" Remembering the small print above "I Do"
- Why Your Mother Is Unwelcome In The House
- Your Mate: Selfish Bastard, or Victimized Sensitive Man-child Healing Wound by Expressing the Latent Wild Man Within