Heisenberg Uncertainty of Bananas
Note that bananas always curve to the left when held in the right hand. Oh, no, guys. The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle apples here. It isn't that the banana always curves to the left, it's that the curvature of the banana in Einsteinian space is unknowable to us. Now, a Newtonian banana, falling from a tree, might indeed not intend any transgression of the law, but in observing it we change it. The one thing we can be sure of, though, is that it didn't really fall, a serpent pushed it.
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