Murray Walker Quotes
- "He's obviously gone in for a wheel change. I say obviously because I can't see it"
- "With half the race gone, there is half the race still to go"
- "Do my eyes deceive me, or is Senna's Lotus sounding rough ?"
- "Anything happens in Grand Prix racing and it usually does"
- "Alboreto has dropped back up to fifth place"
- "As you look at the first four, the significant thing is that Alboreto is 5th"
- "I can't imagine what kind of problem Senna has. I imagine it must be some sort of grip problem"
- "He is shedding buckets of adrenalin in that car"
- "It's raining and the track is wet"
- "And there's just a few more corners for Nigel Mansell to go to win the Canadian Grand Prix...and...he's going rather slow....HE'S STOPPING HE'S STOPPING!"
- "and this is the third placed car about to lap the second placed car"
- "they say clothes maketh the man... the clothes are Niki Lauda's, but the contents are me..." as Murray prepares to take a drive in a F1 car." [He gets a total distance of... oh, 1 foot before he stalls it.] (Apparently, this was the second attempt to film Murray in an F1 McLaren - the first, earlier that day, had gone very well, but for technical reasons couldn't be used!)
- [During a F1 race, describing how the leader can see the driver following him] "... Mansell can see him in his earphone..."
- "So Bernie [Ecclestone], in the seventeen years since you bought McLaren, which of your many achievements do you think was the most memorable ?" Bernie Answers, "Well I don't remember buying McLaren." [Bernie Ecclestone used to own the Brabham team].
- Murrary: "What's that? There's a BODY on the track!!!" James: "Um, I think that that is a piece of BODY-WORK, from someone's car."
- Murray: There's a fiery glow coming from the back of the Ferrari James: No Murray, that's his rear safety light
- As an introductory piece for a rallysprint race, Murray was put in the Navigator's seat alongside Tony Pond in a Chevette HSR (270 BHP, rwd, and TWITCHY), added an in-car camera, and wired Murray for sound. The result can be deduced by extrapolating his usual excitement and enthusiasm, and adding a large pinch of raw terror! "And there's a 600 foot drop on my left..AND we're doing 120 mph... AND we're approaching a hairpin...OH MY GOD we're going to die..."
- [after a post race interview with Mansell after the Austrian GP 1987] Murray : "How did you get that nasty bumb on your head Nigel?" [Nigel leans forward to show the camera as Murray pokes it with his finger !] Nigel: "OWCH!!"
- "...Cruel luck for Alesi, second on the grid. That's the first time he had started from the front row in a Grand Prix, having done so in Canada earlier this year..."
- James: "And now what's wrong with Prost's car?" Murray: "It's not Prost's car it's that joker in the striped shirt!"
- "Ah! Now here's Senna in the pits (for the black flag). No point in saying I wish I could lip read: I can't even see his lips! There's Ron Dennis bending over at the right. This is A-! Out gets Senna! For whatever reason and I just hope we can get a message about this. I hope we can get a message. Ayrton Senna with, with rage and impotent fury etched in every line of his body, reluctantly drags himself out of the McLaren." (In reality Senna calmly stepped out of the car and walked away.)
- "Well let's, uh, lugsh, luxurrriate in a little hypothesis and try to work out what, if anything, is wrong with Alain Prost." (Prost was being caught by Berger late in the race.) "Has he got tire problems? Very unlikely. Is Prost having fuel trouble? Well, who knows? I think it's a bit unlikely. Is Prost having gearbox trouble? I can't tell you. And since P, uh, Prost is unlikely to come on the radio and let me know you'll have to guess along with me."
- "ANNDD! We have a, uh, I - (laughing) - I, uh, I'm S- (still laughing). I have to eat humble pie again, for all the people out there. Uh, we have a lap scorrring problem and, uh, I have to rather lamely tell you that, uh, it's still Gerhard Berger in 2nd place. It's Berger in 3rd position. In four- in- in-. Um, Boutsen in 3rd position..."
- "That's 55 laps completed by both Prost and Berger and and and and and the expeeerrrienced Alain Prost is really responding."
- "And there's the man in the green flag!"
- "The Jordan factory is at the factory gates"
- Murray: And look at the flames coming from the back of Berger's McLaren. James: Actually, Murray, they're not flames, it's the safety light.
- Murray, commentating on rallycross from Lydden, describes how a BMW driver has cut holes in his windscreen so that his visibility is improved in all the muck... as he is doing so, the car crashes heavily into an earth bank...
- "...and there's no damage to the car.....except to the car itself."
- "The beak of Ayrton Senna's chicken is pulling ahead"
- 'and I interrupt myself to bring you this....'
- and the catchphrase 'Unless I'm very much mistaken....I AM very much mistaken!'
- "This is an interesting circuit because it has inclines, and not just up, but down as well."
- "Only a few more laps to go and then the action will begin, unless this is the action, which it is."
- "This has been a great season for Nelson Piquet, as he is now known, and always has been"
- "And the first five places are filled by five different cars."
- "...the lead is now 6.9 seconds. In fact it's just under 7 seconds"
- "Tambay's hopes , which were nil before, are absolutely zero now."
- "You can't see a digital clock because there isn't one."
- "...and Blundell is doing very well in sixth position...in fact he's lapping 2.5 seconds faster than Blundell who is in fifth position" [PF: Given the trouble Murray had with Brundle and Blundell perhaps it's fortunate that Mark's racing in the USA now. How on earth will he cope with Schumacher and Schumacher?]
- "The Italian GP at Monaco..."
- "I'm applying intelligence and observation to the situation..."
- "Schumacher's appeal for ignoring the chequered flag is next Tuesday."
- ...the enthusiastic enthusiasts... (Italy 1994)
- "Martin's got a bald spot - he won't be pleased..." (Germany, 1994, as Brundle retires, and climbs out of the car. Murray stops talking about the broken McLaren as soon as he sees Martin's head)
- "...and Andretti is going very slowly - he must have an electrical problem of some sort... "(Andretti is touring on three wheels, having hit something solid) [PF: this reminds me of several Ferrari retirements which were described as "electrical problems". Mechanics would give the lie to this saying things like "yes, it was an electrical problem. A conrod went through the block and knocked the distributor off!"]
- ...but Here is Now and There is Damon Hill [PF adds: nice bit of Iambic Pentameter there]
- "So now you're looking at the battle between Frentzen and Herbert for 7th place. Heinz Harald Frentzen in the Sauber Mercedes behind Johnny Herbert, behind him Johnny Herbert in his first race in the Ligier Renault..."
- `Ukyo Katayama is undoubtedly the best formula 1 driver that grand prix racing has ever produced' [then again, there's probably people on the net who believe this….]
- ...and the Peugeot cup of misery is filled past overflowing...
- "We're watching the Finnish Driver who is third, but he won't for very much llllong...oh yeah, he might be actually"
- "And an enormous gap building before Mika Hakkinen goes through in third position...when I say enormous it's 1.5 seconds"
- "Schumacher is still the fastest man on the track, not only by virtue of the fact that he leads the Australian Grand Prix, but he also holds the fastest lap"
- "Eddie Irvine with smoke pouring up from the eng...I suspect something's locked up and he's out of the race" JP: "And Alesi spins there...spins out of the race, surely... "Yes!...NO! Alesi manages to keep the engine, does not stall, but of course he will have lost the place I think. No! he's kept the place"
- "Yes, the beauty of this race is that it is totally unpredictable"
- "Michael Schumacher leading Damon Hill by four tenths of a second or so, because it's moving...[cut to Hill under Schu's rear wing] AND THAT'S NOT FOUR TENTHS OF A SECOND! That's Michael Schumacher!"
- Murray: "And there are flames coming from the back of Prost's car as he enters the swimming pool." James: "Well, that should put them out then."
- Rallycross at Lydden Hill. "And Keith Ripp comes round Chesson's Drift, avoids the Hatter's bank..." [upon which little yellow Mini commences its ascent] "... BUT HE DOES NOT!!!!!" [Mini now 30 feet in air, lands heavily and performs six rolls before stopping] "...and BANG, BANG, OVER, OVER goes the Mini..." A quality moment.
- From the Spanish GP 1995: "and Eddie Jordan is in fifth place"... (actually Eddie Irvine in one of his compatriot Eddie Jordan's cars).
- "...and he's lost both right front tyres" (which may have been accurate back in the days of the Tyrrell P34, but it was from 1995!)
- "Alesi is in second place and Hill is in second place..."
- "As you can see, visually, with your eyes..."
- "Andrea de Cesaris...the man who has won more Grands Prix than anyone else without actually winning one of them."
- "And here comes Berger, out of Tabac and into the swimming pool." -- Gerhard wasn't emulating Alberto Ascari [and Paul Hawkins], however, and carried on past the swimming pool!
- 'Oh that's the Forti, and, it looks like, err, its Roberto Moreno's car , the err Brazilian .. I was going to say the elderly Brazilian , he's only 36 but he's actually the oldest driver in the race at the present moment, though he's just retired from it!'
- 'Hill, Hill ... Hill is in, he's beneath me now.. .and he's got slicks! its slicks! he got a new set of slicks! this is strange' (as it was raining!)
- "....Schumacher crosses the line to start another lap, and there's nothing there!"
- 'Right underneath me, Michael Schumacher!'
- 'Jonathan, you're the ace forecaster...' (really?)
- 'I hate to be a Jeremiah, but I have to tell you that the clouds are lowering...'
- 'The plot thickens, because the Williams team are out now.'
- Tony Jardine; 'The Benetton man doesn't know what day it is!' (Who does?)
- (as the coverage flips back and forth, missing the interesting bits) 'It's not my job to produce the programme, so I'll say nothing!' (Good point, Murray, definite 'could do better' for the French producer)
- and (during one of the practice sessions "... this is the part of the circuit where the Williams tends to be, not tends to be is slower than the Benetton historically, today."
- "And an enormous gap now building before Mika Hakkinen goes through in third place. When I say enormous, it's one and a half seconds."
- "The Benetton handling superbly as ever. Williams have worked very very hard on this car at the beginning of the season."
- "That's not four tenths of a second. Look at it. It's Michael Schumacher."
- (talking about bumps and puddles in the circuit, which Jonathan Palmer used to test on when McLaren had Honda engines.....) ".....and there's few [drivers] that know them more and even less better than you Jonathan....."
- And we have had 5 races so far this year, Brazil, Argentina, Imola, Schumacher and Monaco!
- And Damon Hill is coming into the pit lane, yes it's Damon Hill coming into the Williams pit, and Damon Hill in the pit, no it's Michael Schumacher!
- Monaco:- "And there's a dry line appearing in the tunnel" (pause while he realises what he's just said) "Obvious really as it has a roof"
- Belgium:- "And the Williams pit are getting ready for Hill, the tyre coolers are coming off"
- Belgium '96: "...and now, just in case there is any CONFUSION (operative term here) this is the race order on lap 19: David Coulthard leads and has yet to stop; Hakkinen leads and has yet to stop..."
- "The McLaren is being pushed by the Mercedes"
- "A Mars a day helps you work, rest and play" [he once worked in advertising]
- "Bolster's gone off!" [his first words on the BBC in 1949] [PF: John Bolster was later technical editor of Autosport and himself known as a BBC commentator in later years, usually working with Raymond Baxter]
- "Nigel Mansell - the man of the race - the man of the day - the man from the Isle of Man"
- "An Achilles heel for the McLaren team this year, and it's literally the heel because it's the gearbox"
- "And now the boot is on the other Schumacher" [PF: One I suppose we'll see lots of next year :)]
- "The atmosphere is so tense you could cut it with a cricket stump"
- "Alain Prost is in a commanding second place" [PF: Worthy of Nigel Roebuck at his most Prostophilic!]
- "Now the Frenchman Jacques Lafitte is as close to Surer as Surer is to Lafitte"
- "I don't make mistakes. I make prophecies which immediately turn out to be wrong" [Murray on his style of commentary]
- "I am inclined to go over the top and I know it. I am communicating an electric situation"
- "I like to think I come over as a slightly over-the-top enthusiast. It is a very exciting sport after all"
- [after Derek Warwick spun at Monaco ending up facing the wrong way...] "Now he must not go the wrong way round the circuit, and unless he can spin himself stationary through 360 degrees I fail to see how he can avoid doing so."
- [possibly Murray's most ecstatic moment when Mansell passed Senna to win in Hungary after starting well down the grid] "He's going for it! OH MY GOODNESS...HE'S THROOOOOOUGH!!!"
- "We're now on the 73rd lap and the next one will be the 74th." [Monaco 1992]
- "James has just nipped out to have a look at the far side of the circuit" [Actually James Hunt would leave the commentary box to smoke a joint!]
- "If they have any shillelaghs in Suzuka, they'll be playing them
- tonight." [after Eddie Irvine's 6th place in his first grand prix] [PF: I think Eddie and Ayrton Senna were using shillelaghs correctly somewhere else at about that time :)]
- "He's watching us from hospital with his injured knee"
- "In his quiter moments he sounds like his trousers are on fire" [Clive James on Murray Walker]
- "Mansell is slowing it down, taking it easy. Oh no he isn't! It's a lap record."
- "It's not quite a curve, it's a straight actually." [PF: I assume this is actually referring to the Tamburello at Imola]
- "And Senna wins the 1999 Monaco Grand Prix" [from the 1990 Monaco GP] [PF: Alas…]
- [hysterical as ever] "And that's Alboreto OFF!" [long pause - somber voice] "Now Michele Alboreto did not in fact qualify for the race, so how we managed to see him go off I don't know. We'll let you know." [Even longer pause, now laughing] "Now I'm
- not a technician, but it appears a shot of Michele Alboreto going off in qualifying has crept into this live transmission, thank you Mr. Producer, anyway that was qualifying, this is the race..."
- [Alesi, then in a Tyrrell, was passed by Senna at Detroit, or was he...] "And Senna's going through on the inside, or is he, YES!, but now Alesi has the inside, side by side, Alesi! Wow! Great Stuff!" [PF: It was, too
- "This race will actually develop into a Grand prix"
- '..and Damon Hill is following Damon Hill'
- 'Jean Alesi is 4th and 5th'
- 'Schumacher has made his final stop three times!'
- 'And he has been lapped 9th, 10th, 11th' This was in reference to Jacques Villeneuve, who was leading at the time, and there were only 11 cars running anyway!
- 'Nigel Mansell had a problem with the wheel-nut on his Williams, then he went on to win brilliantly for Ferrari!'
- And finally, one from the Nurburgring. Jacques Villeneuve is just making the last turn on the last lap. 'I'm going to stick my neck out here and say that Jacques Villeneuve is going to keep the Ferrari of Michael Schumacher behind him and win his first GP....'
- A popular one from the BTCC round supporting the 1993 British GP, reported by Mark Iliff:
- "And the car upside down is a Toyota" [PF: At the time, Toyota were using the slogan "The car in front is a Toyota"; in this race, both works Toyotas took each other out…]
- "It has all come alive in Hungary. There is the proof! Williams! Benetton! Ferrari! The Benetton is Berger and the Ferrari is Damon Hill!"
- "And Damon Hill is going under the drier part of the Monaco circuit, that's of course because it's got a roof"
- "And that just shows you how important the car is in Formula One racing"
- "I know it's an old cliche, but you can cut the atmosphere with a cricket stump"
- "And Olivier Panis justifiably wins such a well deserved Grand Prix" (in which Hill, Schumacker, Alessi, Berger and Villeneuve all came off and only 4 out of 20 drivers finished) [PF: I beg to differ. I was there, Panis drove mightily all weekend, and was extremely quick in the wet. Admittedly, the guy who most deserved to win was Frentzen, but…]
- "People ask me who's going to be the next Hill, the next Schumacher, and I keep saying to watch out for Mika Salo" (Salo crashes a few laps later)
- (Schumacher is coming out the pit lane ahead of Villeneuve) "And Schumacher overtakes Villeneuve. Oh, no he doesn't! Oh, yes he does!"
- "Stop! Stop! Look! Look! It's a Williams, and I'm guessing that's Jacques Villeneuve, I can't tell you for sure because I can't see from here. And so Villeneuve retires .... it's Hill! Damon Hill is out of the Monza Grand Prix!"
- and of course the all time classic
- "They're now on lap 68, which means there's one, two, three, four, five laps to go before the end of the Hungarian Grand Prix" (hey, kids, learn to count with Murray.....)
- My personal favourite is from a British GP, describing a pit stop. "And he's done that in a whisker under 10 seconds, call it 9.7 in round figures".
- "And the brilliant Williams duo of Graham Hill and Gilles Villeneuve are turning this into a magnificent race"
- "Into lap 53, the penultimate last lap but one"
- "Nigel Mansell is the last person in the race apart from the five in front of him."
- (Suzuka, 1996, talking about when he was hit by a wheel) "It hit me, and I felt it."
- Nelson Piquet pulled into the pits for a a tyre change in his Brabham, and Murray says: "I'll stop my startwatch"
- "And Damon Hill is six.....1!2!3!4!5!6! seconds ahead!", "Schumacher started 22nd- he's gone past 21!20!19!18!17!",
- "And Hill congratulates Schumacher. They're not bosom buddies, but they're not far off!" (Hill was actually critising Schumacher for heavy-handed driving tactics after the 1995 Belgian GP).
- "There goes Panis in the Prost. For years we knew them as Ligiers, because that is what they were called."
- And I usually say that if anything is going to go wrong with the car, it has done by now, but I'm not going to say that about Jacques Villeneuve.... Oh, I already have. (Brazil 1997)
- 'And Michael Schumacher is in the pits!' (he was out by then,although he was probably in the garage or somthing.)
- "Rally points scoring is 20 for the fastest, 18 for the second fastest, right down to 6 points for the slowest fastest."
- Murray: There's a car coming into the pits now, they're so unreliable with all those electronics on board. James: Actually, Murray, one of his wheels has just fallen off!
- 1986 Australian Grand Prix: And OFF SPINS PIQUET - Wowee! And LOOK AT THAT ... out ... that ... and colossal ... it.. that's Mansell ... that is NIGEL MANSELL (Nigel Mansell's infamous tyre blowout)
- Spin, spin, spin - round, round, round he goes (Senna completing a 900 (!) degree spin at the approach to the Hairpin onto Pit Straight)
- The backwards-facing camera from Martin Brundle's car saw the McLaren bearing down on it like Jaws... (Senna running into the back of Brundle's Brabham)
- This referring to Rubens Barichello's pit stop time: "I didn't see the time, largely because there wasn't one."
- "The two Britons running in second and third, Irvine and Fisichel...Herb...er...oh..."
- "And remember that Jacques Villeneuve is a SICK man." Referring to Jacques' illness during the race.
- 'and thats one of the mechanics using a feeler guage to measure the depth of tread in the slick'.
- "and this is ralf schumacher the youngest driver in f1 at only 21 yearS old, and of course he is the son of twice world champion Michael!" (PF: Any rumours that Gina Maria Schumacher already has an F3000 drive are entirely false, of course!)
- Monza 96. Remember those stupid tyre stacks on the kerbs which got scattered around the track on the first lap? Camera cuts to single tyre in the middle of the track. Murray:" And look at that tyre! Someone had better go and get that quickly. (As if on cue, marshall runs out and grabs it) WELL DONE LAD!!!!!"
- Qualifying Imola 97 "Heinz-Harald Frentzen. The man with all the luck, and it's all bad." (admittedly this only happened last weekend so chances are it wouldn't appear in the web site, but still a good one, don't you think?)
- Murray: Eddie Irvine is in the pit lane. Camera flashes to an empty Ferrari pit with mechanics milling about. Martin: "I think he ... ahh ... didn't come in." A little later when it was obvious (to Murray) that Eddie didn't come in. "We all make mistakes, and I certainly made a whopper there."
- Near the end. "He (Jackie Stewart) will not produce a winner, but if he can produce second, it will be the next best thing."
- "...and if you look back 4 seconds...no, 31 seconds...!" (Murray Walker invents Time Travel, Imola, 27th. April 1997)
- "And Panis is almost literally laughing his head of in that car."
- (This occurred when Eddie Irvine was give a 10 second penalty for blocking in the Spanish GP) Murray : FERRARI OUT !!! (of the race) Thats Eddie Irvine ! ! Martin : That's Eddie Irvine taking his 10 second penalty there.
- (this occured just AFTER Coulthard had attempted to pass M. Schumacher and failed)
- Murray : And Coulthard is now on the inside, AND HE'S GOING THROUGH!!! (add appropriate excitement) Martin : That's a replay, Murray.
- Murray : .... while I tell you the retirements are Barrichello, Mika Salo, NAKANO, Damon Hill and SHINJI NAKANO. (He somehow excluded R. Schumacher and Katayama who had also retired at this stage.)