Tom Swifties
- "The thermostat is set too high," he said heatedly
- "The chimney is clogged," he said fluently
- "I can't make up my mind about homsexuality," he said half in earnest
- "Necrophilia seems fine to me," he said in dead earnest
- "Lets gather up the rope," he said coyly
- "I just ran over my father," he said transparently"
- "Don't you love sleeping outdoors?" he said intently
- "Let's catch that sick bird," he said illegally
- "This boat leaks," he said balefully
- "Welcome to my tomb," he said cryptically
- "I've just returned from Japan," he said disorientedly
- "I'll never stick my fist in the lion's cage again," he said offhandedly
- "I can't find the oranges," he said fruitlessly