Crazy English

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To walk down a street is to walk up the street
Yesterday's tomorrow is tomorrow's yesterday
As a day consists of 24 hours, nighttime must be daytime
An inexperienced communist is a green red
To fill out a form is to fill it in
Shameless behaviour is shameful, and vice versa
A near miss is a near hit
A tree must be cut down before it is cut up
A slim chance is the same as a fat chance
To drink up, you down your drink
When a house burns up it burns down