Aphorisms, Grafitti & One-liners
- A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.
- A man's best friend is his dogma.
- A man's house is his hassle.
- A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese.
- A penny saved is ridiculous.
- Alex Haley was adopted!
- An engineer is someone who does list processing in Fortran.
- Any IC protected by a fast acting fuse will protect the fuse by blowing first.
- Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
- Be a better psychiatrist and the world will beat a psychopath to your door.
- Biology grows on you.
- Boycott meat - suck your thumb.
- Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience.
- Chaste makes waste.
- Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!
- Digital circuits are made from analog parts.
- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
- Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
- Friction is a drag.
- Go climb a gravity well.
- Gravity brings me down.
- He who always plows a straight furrow is in a rut.
- He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
- He who steps on others to reach the top has good balance.
- Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
- Help stamp out and abolish redundancy!
- I disagree with what you say, but will defend to the death your right to tell such LIES!
- If it works, Don't fix it.
- Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over.
- Invest in physics - own a piece of Dirac!
- Is a computer language with goto's totally Wirth-less?
- Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.
- Neutrinos have bad breadth.
- No problem is so formidable that you can't just walk away from it.
- Old musicians never die, they just decompose.
- People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.
- Pretend to spank me - I'm a pseudo-masochist!
- Programmers get overlaid.
- Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.
- Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
- Schizophrenia beats being alone.
- The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
- To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.
- We have a equal opportunity Calculus class -- it's fully integrated.
- Wernher von Braun settled for a V-2 when he coulda had a V-8.
- While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.