AAC | Alter All Commands |
AAR | Alter at Random |
AB | Add Backwards |
AFVC | Add Finagle's Variable Constant |
AIB | Attack Innocent Bystander |
AWTT | Assemble with Tinker Toys |
BAC | Branch to Alpha Centauri |
BAF | Blow all Fuses |
BAFL | Branch and Flush |
BBIL | Branch on Burned-Out Indicator Light |
BBT | Branch on Binary Tree |
BBW | Branch Both Ways |
BCIL | Branch Creating Infinite Loop |
BDC | Break Down and Cry |
BDT | Burn Data Tree |
BEW | Branch Either Way |
BF | Belch Fire |
BH | Branch and Hang |
BMR | Branch Multiple Registers |
BOB | Branch on Bug |
BOD | Beat on the Disk |
BOI | Byte Operator Immediately |
BPDI | Be Polite, Don't Interrupt |
BPO | Branch on Power Off |
BRSS | Branch on Sunspot |
BST | Backspace and Stretch Tape |
BW | Branch on Whim |
CBNC | Close, but no Cigar |
CDC | Close Disk Cover |
CDIOOAZ | Calm Down, It's Only Ones and Zeroes |
CEMU | Close Eyes and Monkey With User Space |
CH | Create Havoc |
CLBR | Clobber Register |
CLBRI | Clobber Register Immediately |
CM | Circulate Memory |
CMD | Compare Meaningless Data |
CML | Compute Meaning of Life |
CNB | Cause Nervous Breakdown |
COLB | Crash for Operator's Lunch Break |
CPPR | Crumple Printer Paper and Rip |
CRASH | Continue Running After Stop or Halt |
CRB | Crash and Burn |
CRN | Convert to Roman Numerals |
CS | Crash System |
CSL | Curse and Swear Loudly |
CU | Convert to Unary |
CVG | Convert to Garbage |
CWOM | Complement Write-only Memory |
CZZC | Convert Zone to Zip Code |
DBTP | Drop Back Ten and Punt |
DBZ | Divide by Zero |
DC | Divide and Conquer |
DDC | Dally During Calculations |
DLN | Don't Look Now... |
DMNS | Do What I Mean, Not What I Say |
DMPE | Decide to Major in Phys. Ed. |
DMPK | Destroy Memory Protect Key |
DNPG | Do Not Pass Go |
DO | Divide and Overflow |
DOC | Drive Operator Crazy |
DPMI | Declare Programmer Mentally Incompetent |
DPR | Destroy Program |
DTC | Destroy This Command |
DTE | Decrement Telephone Extension |
DTVFL | Destroy Third Variable From Left |
DW | Destroy World |
EBB | Edit and Blank Buffer |
ECO | Electrocute Computer Operator |
EFD | Emulate Frisbee Using Disk Pack |
EIAO | Execute In Any Order |
EIOC | Execute Invalid Op-code |
EMPC | Emulate Pocket Calculator |
EMSE | Edit and Mark Something Else |
ENF | Emit Noxious Fumes |
EP | Execute Programmer |
EPI | Execute Programmer Immediately |
EROS | Erase Read-only Storage |
EXOP | Execute Operator |
EXPP | Execute Political Prisoner |
FLI | Flash Lights Impressively |
FSM | Fold, Spindle and Mutilate |
FSRA | Forms Skip and Run Away |
GCAR | Get Correct Answer Regardless |
GDP | Grin Defiantly at Programmer |
GFD | Go Forth and Divide |
GFM | Go Forth and Multiply |
HCF | Halt and Catch Fire |
HCP | Hide Central Processor |
IAE | Ignore All Exceptions |
IBP | Insert Bug and Proceed |
IIB | Ignore Inquiry and Branch |
ISC | Insert Sarcastic Comments |
JTZ | Jump to Twilight Zone |
LAP | Laugh At Programmer |
LCC | Load and Clear Core |
LPA | Lead Programmer Astray |
MAZ | Multiply Answer by Zero |
MBR | Multiply and be Fruitful |
MLR | Move and Lose Record |
MW | Malfunction Whenever |
MWAG | Make Wild-Assed Guess |
MWT | Malfunction Without Telling |
OML | Obey Murphy's Laws |
P$*! | Punch Obscenity |
PBC | Print and Break Chain |
PD | Play Dead |
PDSK | Punch Disk |
PEHC | Punch Extra Holes in Cards |
PFD | Punt on Fourth Down |
PI | Punch Invalid |
PNRP | Print Nasty Replies to Programmer |
POCL | Punch Out Console Lights |
POPI | Punch Operator Immediately |
PVLC | Punch Variable Length Card |
RA | Randomize Answer |
RASC | Read and Shred Card |
RCB | Read Command Backwards |
RD | Reverse Directions |
RDA | Refuse to Disclose Answer |
RDB | Run Disk Backwards |
RDS | Read Sideways |
RIRG | Read Inter-record Gap |
RLI | Rotate Left Indefinitely |
ROC | Randomize Op Codes |
ROO | Rub Out Operator |
RPB | Read Print and Blush |
RPM | Read Programmer's Mind |
RSD | On Read Error Self-Destruct |
RSTOM | Read From Store-only Memory |
RTS | Return To Sender |
RWCR | Rewind Card Reader |
SAI | Skip All Instructions |
SAS | Sit And Spin |
SCCA | Short Circuit on Correct Answer |
SFH | Set Flags to Half-mast |
SFT | Stall For Time |
SHAB | Shift a Bit |
SHABM | Shift a Bit More |
SLP | Sharpen Light Pen |
SMR | Skip on Meaningless Result |
SOS | Sign off, Stupid |
SOT | Sit on a Tack |
SPS | Set Panel Switches |
SPSW | Scramble Program Status Word |
SQPC | Sit Quietly and Play With Your Crayons |
SRDR | Shift Right Double Ridiculous |
SRSD | Seek Record and Scar Disk |
SRZ | Subtract and Reset to Zero |
SSJ | Select Stacker and Jam |
STA | Store Anywhere |
STROM | Store in Read-only Memory |
TARC | Take Arithmetic Review Course |
TDB | Transfer and Drop Bits |
TLO | Turn Indicator Lights Off |
TN | Take a Nap |
TPDL | Tell Programmer to Do it Him/Herself |
TPF | Turn Power Off |
TPN | Turn Power On |
TTA | Try, Try Again |
UCB | Uncouple CPU and Branch |
UER | Update and Erase Record |
ULDA | Unload Accumulator |
UP | Understand Program |
UPCI | Update Card In Place |
WBT | Water Binary Tree |
WEMG | Write Eighteen Minute Gap |
WF | Wait Forever |
WHFO | Wait Until Hell Freezes Over |
WI | Write Illegibly |
WPM | Write Programmer's Mind |
WWLR | Write Wrong-Length Record |
WSWW | Work in Strange and Wondrous Ways |
XSP | Execute Systems Programmer |
ZAR | Zero Any Register |