AFAIK | As Far As I Know |
AISI | As I See It |
ANFAWFOS | A Now For A Word From Our Sponsor |
ASAP | As Soon As Possible |
ATLA | Another Three Letter Acronym |
BF | Boyfriend |
BNF | Big Name Fan |
BOC | But Of Course |
BOS/BRS | Big Orange (Red) Switch |
BOT | Back On Topic |
BRB | Be Right Back / Big Red Button |
BSEG | Big Shit Eating Grin |
BTW | By The Way |
CE | Creative Editing |
CIAO | as in goodbye (said 'Chow') |
COTFLGOHAHA | Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out And Having A Heart Attack |
CUL | Catch/See You Later |
CUL8R | See You Later |
CWYL | Chat With You Later |
CYA | Cover Your Ass / See ya! |
DBA | Doing Business As |
DBN | Doing Business, NOT |
DILLIGAFF | Do I Look Like I Give a Flying Figment |
DITUIHIBMSL? | Did I tell you I hate IBMs lately? |
DITUILIBMSL? | Did I tell you I love IBMs lately? |
DNPM | Darn Near Pissed Myself |
DUCWIC | Do You See What I See |
DYHWIH | Do You Hear What I Hear |
DYSWIS | Do You See What I See |
E2EG | Ear to Ear Grin |
EOD | End Of Discussion |
EOL | End Of Lecture |
ESAD | Eat Shit And Die |
ESAL | Eat Shit And Live |
ETLA | Enhanced TLA |
FIIN | F***ed If I Know! |
FITB | Fill In The Blank |
FOAD | F*** Off And Die |
FOAF | Friend Of A Friend |
FOAFOAG | Father Of A Friend Of A Girlfriend |
FOAG | Father Of A Girlfriend |
FOS | Full Of Shit |
FOT | Full Of Tripe |
FRZ | Fruitin' Religious Zealot |
FTASB | Faster Than A Speeding Bullet |
FTL | Faster Than Light |
FUBAB | F***ed Up Beyond All Belief |
FUBAR | F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition/Repair |
FUMTU | F***ed Up More Than Usual |
FWIW | For What It's Worth |
FYA | For Your Action |
FYI | For Your Information |
GD&R | Grinning, Ducking and Running |
GF | Girlfriend |
GGN | Gotta Go Now |
GIGO | Garbage In, Garbage Out |
GIWIST | Gee I Wish I'd Said That |
GRUIT | Get Real yoU Impudent Thing |
HAND | Have A Nice Day |
HHO 1/2 K | Ha Ha Only Half Kidding |
HHOK | Ha Ha Only Kidding |
HOMPR | Hang On, Mobile Phones' Ringing |
HTH | Hope this Helps! |
HUA | Head Up Ass |
HWUA | Head Way Up Ass |
HWS(PEST) | Husband Wants Sex (Please Excuse Slow Typing) |
IAC | In Any Case |
IANAC | I Am Not A Crook |
IANAL | I Am Not A Lawyer |
IANALBIPOOTV | I Am Not A Lawyer, But I Play One On TV |
IARTPFWTSIOWIM | I am repeating this parrot-fashion without the slightest idea of what it means. |
IBC | Inadequate, But Cute |
IBM | Inadequate, but Marketable |
ICBM | InterContinental Ballistic Missile |
ICUR | I See You Are |
IDGAD | I Don't Give A Damn |
IDGAS | I Don't Give A Shit |
IITYWTMWYKM | If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me? |
ILI | I Like Ike |
ILIWTPCT | I Love It When The Plan Comes Together. |
ILSHIBAMF | I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture! |
IMBO | In My Biased Opinion |
IMHO | In My Humble/Honest Opinion |
IMNSHO | In My Not So Humble Opinion |
IMO | In My Opinion |
IMVHO | In My Very Humble Opinion |
INPO | In No Particular Order |
IOW | In Other Words |
IROOC | I've Run Out Of Cigarettes |
JANFU | Joint Army-Navy F***up. |
KISS | Keep It Simple Stupid |
KMA | Kiss My Ass |
L8R | Later |
LAGNAF | Let's All Get Naked And F***ed |
LLTA | Lots and Lots of Thunderous (or Thundering) Applause |
LMAO | Laughing My Ass Off |
LOL | Lots Of Love / Laughing Out Loud |
LTIP | Laughing Til I Puke |
MCIBTY(SN) | My Computer Is Better Than Yours (So Nyerrr) |
MFG | More Friendly Garbage! |
MGD | My Gameboy died |
MHDC(A) | My Hard Drive crashed (again) |
MMIF | My Mouth Is Full |
MSCEA | My Southern Comforts' Empty Again |
MYOB | Mind Your Own Business |
NBD | No Big Deal |
NERD | National Establishment for Real Dorks |
NFW | No F***ing Way! |
NIMBY | Not in My Back Yard |
NTL | Nevertheless / Nonetheless |
OATUS | On A Totally Unrelated Subject |
OAUS | On An Unrelated Subject |
OIC | OH!, I See |
ONNA | Oh No, Not Again |
ONNTA | Oh No, Not This Again |
OOSOOM | Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind |
OOTC | Obligatory On-Topic Comment |
OTC | Over The Counter |
OTOH | On The Other Hand |
OTOOH | On The Other Other Hand |
OTTOMH | Off the Top of My Head |
OTTOMHAROO | Off the Top of My Head and Rolling Out of Bounds |
OTW | On The Whole |
OWTTE | Or Words To That Effect |
PMETC | Pardon Me etc. |
PMYMHMMFSWGAD | Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Damn. |
POQ | Piss Off Quickly |
POQADCB | Piss Off Quickly and Don't Come Back! |
POV | Point Of View |
PPP | Petty Pet Peeve |
ROFL | Rolling On Floor Laughing! |
ROFLASTC | Rolling On Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat! |
ROFLGO | Rolling On Floor Laughing Guts Out! |
ROTBA | Reality On The Blink Again |
ROFFNAR | Rolling On The Floor For No Apparent Reason |
ROFLMAO | Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ascii Off |
ROFLOL | Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud |
ROFLOLVH | Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Very Hard |
ROFPML | Roll On Floor Pissing Myself Laughing. |
ROFTTPOF | Rolling On The Floor Trying To Put Out Flames |
RSN | Real Soon Now |
RTFM | Read The F***ing Manual |
RTFMA | Read The Manual, Sir (from the military) |
SBCN | Sitting Behind the Computer, Naked, |
SH | Shit Happens |
SICS | Sitting In Chair Snickering |
SIIN | Stuffed If I Know! |
SNAFU | Situation Normal, All F***ed Up |
SO | Significant Other (See GF or BF) |
SOI | Stunk On Ice |
SOL | Shit Out of Luck |
SOP | Standing Operational Proceedure |
STIFF | "Stiff", said loudly. |
TANJ | "There Ain't No Justice" - Niven |
TANSTAAFL | "There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch" - Heinlein |
TCB | Taking care of business |
TCBY | Taking care of business, Ya'll |
TCD | The Cat's Dead |
TDD | The Dog's Dead |
TGAL | Think Globally, Act Locally |
TGIF | Thank God It's Friday |
TIA | Thanks In Advance |
TINALO | This is not a legal opinion |
TINAR | This is not a recommendation |
TINWIS | That Is Not What I Said |
TLA | Three Letter Acronym |
TNOTVS | There's Nothing On Television, so ... |
TPS(S) | This Program Sucks (Severely) |
TPTB | The Powers That Be |
TRDMC | Tears Running Down My Cheeks. |
TSOHF | Total Sense Of Humour Failure |
TTBOMK | To The Best Of My Knowledge |
TTFN | Ta Ta For Now |
TTM | To The Moderator |
TTYL | Talk To You Later |
TTYRS | Talk To You Real Soon? |
TUFD | The User File Died |
UTC | Under The Counter |
UTT | Under The Table |
VETLA | Very Enhanced TLA |
WAB?? | What, Another bill? |
WAMKSAM | Why Are My Kitties (Kids) Staring At Me? |
WCAGA | What Comes Around, Goes Around |
WDYMBT | What Do (or Did) You Mean By That? |
WIBAMU | Well I'll be a Monkey's Uncle |
WMMOWS | Wash My Mouth Out With Soap! |
WOTAM | Waste Of Time And Money |
WTH | What the Heck |
WWS | Wife Wants Sex (please wait a tic) |
WYLABOCTGWTR | Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That Remark? |
WYLASOMWTC | Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With That Comment? |
WYSIWYG | What You See is What You Get |
WYTYSYDG | What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get |
YAOTM | Yet Another Off-Topic Message |
YHGASPL | You Have Got A Serious Problem, Lad! |
YMMV | Your Mileage May Vary |
YWSYLS | You Win Some, You Lose Some |