| AFAIK | As Far As I Know |
| AISI | As I See It |
| ANFAWFOS | A Now For A Word From Our Sponsor |
| ASAP | As Soon As Possible |
| ATLA | Another Three Letter Acronym |
| BF | Boyfriend |
| BNF | Big Name Fan |
| BOC | But Of Course |
| BOS/BRS | Big Orange (Red) Switch |
| BOT | Back On Topic |
| BRB | Be Right Back / Big Red Button |
| BSEG | Big Shit Eating Grin |
| BTW | By The Way |
| CE | Creative Editing |
| CIAO | as in goodbye (said 'Chow') |
| COTFLGOHAHA | Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out And Having A Heart Attack |
| CUL | Catch/See You Later |
| CUL8R | See You Later |
| CWYL | Chat With You Later |
| CYA | Cover Your Ass / See ya! |
| DBA | Doing Business As |
| DBN | Doing Business, NOT |
| DILLIGAFF | Do I Look Like I Give a Flying Figment |
| DITUIHIBMSL? | Did I tell you I hate IBMs lately? |
| DITUILIBMSL? | Did I tell you I love IBMs lately? |
| DNPM | Darn Near Pissed Myself |
| DUCWIC | Do You See What I See |
| DYHWIH | Do You Hear What I Hear |
| DYSWIS | Do You See What I See |
| E2EG | Ear to Ear Grin |
| EOD | End Of Discussion |
| EOL | End Of Lecture |
| ESAD | Eat Shit And Die |
| ESAL | Eat Shit And Live |
| ETLA | Enhanced TLA |
| FIIN | F***ed If I Know! |
| FITB | Fill In The Blank |
| FOAD | F*** Off And Die |
| FOAF | Friend Of A Friend |
| FOAFOAG | Father Of A Friend Of A Girlfriend |
| FOAG | Father Of A Girlfriend |
| FOS | Full Of Shit |
| FOT | Full Of Tripe |
| FRZ | Fruitin' Religious Zealot |
| FTASB | Faster Than A Speeding Bullet |
| FTL | Faster Than Light |
| FUBAB | F***ed Up Beyond All Belief |
| FUBAR | F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition/Repair |
| FUMTU | F***ed Up More Than Usual |
| FWIW | For What It's Worth |
| FYA | For Your Action |
| FYI | For Your Information |
| GD&R | Grinning, Ducking and Running |
| GF | Girlfriend |
| GGN | Gotta Go Now |
| GIGO | Garbage In, Garbage Out |
| GIWIST | Gee I Wish I'd Said That |
| GRUIT | Get Real yoU Impudent Thing |
| HAND | Have A Nice Day |
| HHO 1/2 K | Ha Ha Only Half Kidding |
| HHOK | Ha Ha Only Kidding |
| HOMPR | Hang On, Mobile Phones' Ringing |
| HTH | Hope this Helps! |
| HUA | Head Up Ass |
| HWUA | Head Way Up Ass |
| HWS(PEST) | Husband Wants Sex (Please Excuse Slow Typing) |
| IAC | In Any Case |
| IANAC | I Am Not A Crook |
| IANAL | I Am Not A Lawyer |
| IANALBIPOOTV | I Am Not A Lawyer, But I Play One On TV |
| IARTPFWTSIOWIM | I am repeating this parrot-fashion without the slightest idea of what it means. |
| IBC | Inadequate, But Cute |
| IBM | Inadequate, but Marketable |
| ICBM | InterContinental Ballistic Missile |
| ICUR | I See You Are |
| IDGAD | I Don't Give A Damn |
| IDGAS | I Don't Give A Shit |
| IITYWTMWYKM | If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me? |
| ILI | I Like Ike |
| ILIWTPCT | I Love It When The Plan Comes Together. |
| ILSHIBAMF | I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture! |
| IMBO | In My Biased Opinion |
| IMHO | In My Humble/Honest Opinion |
| IMNSHO | In My Not So Humble Opinion |
| IMO | In My Opinion |
| IMVHO | In My Very Humble Opinion |
| INPO | In No Particular Order |
| IOW | In Other Words |
| IROOC | I've Run Out Of Cigarettes |
| JANFU | Joint Army-Navy F***up. |
| KISS | Keep It Simple Stupid |
| KMA | Kiss My Ass |
| L8R | Later |
| LAGNAF | Let's All Get Naked And F***ed |
| LLTA | Lots and Lots of Thunderous (or Thundering) Applause |
| LMAO | Laughing My Ass Off |
| LOL | Lots Of Love / Laughing Out Loud |
| LTIP | Laughing Til I Puke |
| MCIBTY(SN) | My Computer Is Better Than Yours (So Nyerrr) |
| MFG | More Friendly Garbage! |
| MGD | My Gameboy died |
| MHDC(A) | My Hard Drive crashed (again) |
| MMIF | My Mouth Is Full |
| MSCEA | My Southern Comforts' Empty Again |
| MYOB | Mind Your Own Business |
| NBD | No Big Deal |
| NERD | National Establishment for Real Dorks |
| NFW | No F***ing Way! |
| NIMBY | Not in My Back Yard |
| NTL | Nevertheless / Nonetheless |
| OATUS | On A Totally Unrelated Subject |
| OAUS | On An Unrelated Subject |
| OIC | OH!, I See |
| ONNA | Oh No, Not Again |
| ONNTA | Oh No, Not This Again |
| OOSOOM | Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind |
| OOTC | Obligatory On-Topic Comment |
| OTC | Over The Counter |
| OTOH | On The Other Hand |
| OTOOH | On The Other Other Hand |
| OTTOMH | Off the Top of My Head |
| OTTOMHAROO | Off the Top of My Head and Rolling Out of Bounds |
| OTW | On The Whole |
| OWTTE | Or Words To That Effect |
| PMETC | Pardon Me etc. |
| PMYMHMMFSWGAD | Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Damn. |
| POQ | Piss Off Quickly |
| POQADCB | Piss Off Quickly and Don't Come Back! |
| POV | Point Of View |
| PPP | Petty Pet Peeve |
| ROFL | Rolling On Floor Laughing! |
| ROFLASTC | Rolling On Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat! |
| ROFLGO | Rolling On Floor Laughing Guts Out! |
| ROTBA | Reality On The Blink Again |
| ROFFNAR | Rolling On The Floor For No Apparent Reason |
| ROFLMAO | Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ascii Off |
| ROFLOL | Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud |
| ROFLOLVH | Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Very Hard |
| ROFPML | Roll On Floor Pissing Myself Laughing. |
| ROFTTPOF | Rolling On The Floor Trying To Put Out Flames |
| RSN | Real Soon Now |
| RTFM | Read The F***ing Manual |
| RTFMA | Read The Manual, Sir (from the military) |
| SBCN | Sitting Behind the Computer, Naked, |
| SH | Shit Happens |
| SICS | Sitting In Chair Snickering |
| SIIN | Stuffed If I Know! |
| SNAFU | Situation Normal, All F***ed Up |
| SO | Significant Other (See GF or BF) |
| SOI | Stunk On Ice |
| SOL | Shit Out of Luck |
| SOP | Standing Operational Proceedure |
| STIFF | "Stiff", said loudly. |
| TANJ | "There Ain't No Justice" - Niven |
| TANSTAAFL | "There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch" - Heinlein |
| TCB | Taking care of business |
| TCBY | Taking care of business, Ya'll |
| TCD | The Cat's Dead |
| TDD | The Dog's Dead |
| TGAL | Think Globally, Act Locally |
| TGIF | Thank God It's Friday |
| TIA | Thanks In Advance |
| TINALO | This is not a legal opinion |
| TINAR | This is not a recommendation |
| TINWIS | That Is Not What I Said |
| TLA | Three Letter Acronym |
| TNOTVS | There's Nothing On Television, so ... |
| TPS(S) | This Program Sucks (Severely) |
| TPTB | The Powers That Be |
| TRDMC | Tears Running Down My Cheeks. |
| TSOHF | Total Sense Of Humour Failure |
| TTBOMK | To The Best Of My Knowledge |
| TTFN | Ta Ta For Now |
| TTM | To The Moderator |
| TTYL | Talk To You Later |
| TTYRS | Talk To You Real Soon? |
| TUFD | The User File Died |
| UTC | Under The Counter |
| UTT | Under The Table |
| VETLA | Very Enhanced TLA |
| WAB?? | What, Another bill? |
| WAMKSAM | Why Are My Kitties (Kids) Staring At Me? |
| WCAGA | What Comes Around, Goes Around |
| WDYMBT | What Do (or Did) You Mean By That? |
| WIBAMU | Well I'll be a Monkey's Uncle |
| WMMOWS | Wash My Mouth Out With Soap! |
| WOTAM | Waste Of Time And Money |
| WTH | What the Heck |
| WWS | Wife Wants Sex (please wait a tic) |
| WYLABOCTGWTR | Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That Remark? |
| WYLASOMWTC | Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With That Comment? |
| WYSIWYG | What You See is What You Get |
| WYTYSYDG | What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get |
| YAOTM | Yet Another Off-Topic Message |
| YHGASPL | You Have Got A Serious Problem, Lad! |
| YMMV | Your Mileage May Vary |
| YWSYLS | You Win Some, You Lose Some |