| aesthetically challenged | ugly |
| aquatically challenged | drowning |
| biologically challenged | dead |
| certified astrological consultant | crackpot |
| certified crystal therapist | crackpot |
| certified past-life regression hypnotist | crackpot |
| chemically challenged | drug addict |
| chronologically gifted | old |
| client of the correctional system | prisoner |
| codependent | finger-pointer |
| creatively re-dyed | stained |
| cyclically challenged | having PMS |
| differently organized | messy |
| differently-brained | stupid |
| domestic engineer | housewife |
| economically marginalized | poor |
| energy-efficient | off |
| environmentally correct human | dead |
| erectionally challenged | impotent |
| ethnically homogenous area | ghetto |
| facially challenged | ugly |
| factually unencumbered | ignorant |
| financially inept | poor |
| flight attendant | stewardess |
| folically independent | bald |
| genetically discriminating | racist |
| geological correction | earthquake |
| gerontologically advanced | old |
| government employee | stupid |
| gravitationally challenged | fat |
| horizontally challenged | thin |
| horizontally gifted | fat |
| intellectually impaired | stupid |
| law enforcement officer | policeman |
| living impaired | dead |
| maintenance hole | man-hole |
| mechanically challenged | broken down |
| melanin-impoverished | white |
| metabolically challenged | dead |
| monetarily challenged | poor |
| morally (ethically) challenged | a crook |
| morally handicapped | someone fit who parks in a handicapped zone |
| motivationally dispossessed | lazy |
| musically delayed | tone deaf |
| nasally disadvantaged | really BIG nose |
| nasally gifted | large nose |
| nitpicklike | humor challenged |
| ontologically challenged | fictional or mythological |
| osmotically challenged | Thirsty |
| other aged | too old/young (dual purpose) |
| outdoor urban dwellers | homeless |
| parking enforcement aduciator | meter maid |
| people of height | too tall |
| person of substance | fat |
| persons living with entropy | dead |
| petroleum transfer technician | gas station attendent |
| photonically non-receptive | blind |
| residentially flexible | homeless |
| rhythmically challenged | white boy |
| romantically challenged | not with somebody at the moment |
| sanitation engineer | garbage man |
| selectively perceptive | insane |
| sexually focused chronologically gifted individual | dirty old man |
| socially separated | convict |
| spacially perplexed | drunk |
| street activity index | crime rate |
| structurally challenged | broken |
| target equity group | vocal minority |
| uniquely coordinated | clumsy |
| verbally challenged | mute, dumb |
| vertically challenged | short |
| visually challenged | blind |
| youth group | gang |