Why God Never Received Tenure from Any University
  1. He had only one major publication
  2. It was in Hebrew
  3. It had no references
  4. It wasn't published in a referenced journal
  5. Some doubt He wrote it Himself
  6. He may have created the world, but what has he done since?
  7. The scientific community can't replicate His results
  8. He never got permission from the ethics board to use human subjects
  9. When one experiment went awry, He tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects
  10. He rarely came to class and just told students "Read the Book"
  11. Some say He had His son teach the class
  12. He expelled His first two students
  13. His office hours were irregular and sometimes held on a mountaintop.
  14. Although there were only 10 requirements, most students failed