Why God Never Received Tenure from Any University
- He had only one major publication
- It was in Hebrew
- It had no references
- It wasn't published in a referenced journal
- Some doubt He wrote it Himself
- He may have created the world, but what has he done since?
- The scientific community can't replicate His results
- He never got permission from the ethics board to use human subjects
- When one experiment went awry, He tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects
- He rarely came to class and just told students "Read the Book"
- Some say He had His son teach the class
- He expelled His first two students
- His office hours were irregular and sometimes held on a mountaintop.
- Although there were only 10 requirements, most students failed