Self-Improvement Courses
Creative suffering
Overcoming Peace of Mind
You and Your Birthmarks
Guilt Without Sex
The Primal Shrug
Ego Gratification Through Violence
Moulding your Child's Behavior Through Guilt and Fear
Dealing With Post-Realization Depression
Whine your Way To Alienation
How to Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretence and Ostentation
How to Cope with Jet Lag
How to Improve your Horoscope
How to Relax and Let your Lawn Grow
Classic TV Guide Literature
Recalling Bad Jokes
Reciting Monty Pithon
Repair and Maintenance of your Virginity
Business And Career
How I made $100 in Real Estate
Money Can Make You Rich!
Packaging and Selling your Children
Carrer Opportunities in El Salvador
How to Profit from your Genetalia
The Underachiever's Guide to Very Small Business Opportunities
Tax Shelters for the Indigent
Looters' Guide to American Cities
Mortgage Reduction Through Arson
Retirement as a Career for Ages 16 through 26
Reading Between the Lines
Profit from your own Funeral
Tricking your own Mother for Money
Daring to be a Beggar
Gambling your way to prosperity
Making money from TV Guide Study
Europe on $5000 per day
Pen and Pencil repair
How to Convert your Family Room into a Garage
Burglarproof your Home with Cement
Basic Kitchen Taxidermy
Sinus Drainage at Home
How to Convert a Wheelchair into a Dune Buggy
Cat Hair Macrame
What to Do with your Conversation Pit
Inexpensive Lawn Care Through Cement
Health And Fitness
Itchy-gitchy-goo-Kwon-Do: The Martial Art for frady cats
Creative Tooth Decay
Exorcism and Acne
The Joys of Hypochondria
High Fiber Sex
Suicide for your Health
Understanding Female Nudity (already full)
Biofeedback and how to Stop your Heart
Skate Yourself to Regularity
Understanding Male Nudity
Tap Dance your way to Ridicule
Dressing Right/Dressing Left - it can change your life
The Braille System of Anatomy
Impersonating a Doctor
Arts And Crafts
Bad Modern Art Appreciation
Old Architecture: GOOD! New Architecture: BAD!
Self-Actualization through Macrame
Needlecraft for Junkies
Cuticle Crafts
Gifts for the Senile
Bonsai your Pets
How to Draw a Navel
Stained Glass for your Car's Windshield
Scultping your Facial Hair