Single White Wookie

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Key:

B - Black/Bolian/Bajoran/Borg	A - Android
H - Hispanic/Husnok	G - Groth
Q - Q	M - Mandalore
F - Founder (bad attitude)	C - Changling (better atitude)/Cyborg
K - Klingon	R - Romulan
V - Vulcan	D - Dead
UD - Undead	T - Transparent
JK - Jedi Knight	2H - two heads
S - Single/Sole Occupant	D - Divorced/Demon
M - Mutant

• Single White Wookie - Declawed, Wookin' Pa Nub! Someone to run a comb through my hair in all the right places. Loyal, over two hundred (a little on the young side), loud and proud. If you've got the guts, I've got the glory. Love to play Bochi. Must like hair. No pets. I eat pets. Tentacles a problem. Contact Yaja
• Bounty On Your Heart - I'd kill to get next to you! Professional killer looking to find the right girl. Climb on my rocket pack and let's sail accross the galaxy. Must like green armor. Must not be into talking about religion, the Rebelion or be interested in seeing my face. Don't push the face thing or I'll track you down. Serious inquiries only. Been hurt before. Contact Boba
• Married White Human seeks - New emerging species of Galactic female (no trans-sexual races need apply). Preferred skin color is green. Blunt teeth please. Fur is an asset, and a tail (without scales) is intriguing. Eyes should not move independently. Looking to share small crater from recent impact in Northwest Territories (only 5,000,000 years old - almost like new). Beautiful view of sunrise every 6 months. Pregnant aliens need not apply due to no children rule of crater living. Contact Wag Yesic
• Trill Death Do Us Part - Single Brown Male Symbiont seeks Single Female Host whose spots go all the way down, if you know what I mean. I'm interested in a long-term, committed relationship only. Get ready for a new form of intimacy with someone with LOTS of experience. No hangups about previous relationships, please. Contact Odan
• Alf-LIke-Elf Lost in Space - A single guy, I Dream of Jeannie and am Bewitched by That Girl. Looking to take things One Day at a Time. Learn the Facts of Life from a true Mission Impossible. Seeking Friends under 4 feet, for pickup basketball games, and dancing. Want cheap date, you pay. No Hobbits. Contact Elvin
• Male Vulcan-like Venetian vies for your attention -with fine wine, pasta vittles, and pointed ears. Will sing intergalactic opera solo pointed at your heart. You - speak italian, have no sense of humor and will row my boat in the love canal of ancient Venice or the starship of my desire. Especially like women with webbed feet and pungent halatosis. Contact Spockoza
• Single Purple Dragon, smoker (in fact, flamer), who was strapped in a chair by scientists on his dying world and transported to another dimension, materializing in a pond in a public park in Toronto, Canada with an elegant minimum of heavy-water formation. 20 meters tall, yellow eyes, breath that melts tungsten. He would like to meet a cute female member of the lizard family, any race, any planet, must be Buddhist. No fatties. Contact Picky Mystical Beast
• Trans dimensional being seeks shallow relationship with fractal implications. Into caffien, nicotine, lean red meat, Bots considered if they have good connections. I am charming, considerate and have never been indicted. Can cohabit without taking up your space. No wierdos Please! Contact Notme Man
• Calling All Bounty Hunters! Been hurt in love before? Looking for 'real' love? Well I'm just the therapy you need. I'm into shiny green armour and rocket packs. Seeing your face is not my perrogative. Interested? You should be! Contact Latara
• Man of Power! - JK-2H-D wants V female D or S to share space vehicle (2 wheels) - tail no problem (rear wheel protected) - no dragons they smoke - should be able to do earth dancing or want to learn among other things Contact Anakin S.
• Single Fat Hobbit looking for Female hobbit to warm up a large Hobbit-Hole. Must enjoy cooking, be under one hundred and eleven (years, not pounds), gossip skills essential. No Stoors, please. Contact Dilbo Fatt
• Death Defyer Shizznatts is a Terrestrial Kevorkian who is looking for female willing to perform death-defying stunts of monsterous proportions. Likes chocolate, hates bed time and canned ham. Contact Shizznatts
• Single, Female Android Seeking robot of her dreams. Must be humaniform (like Daneel or Data). Must have good taste in music (but doesn't listen to more than two pieces at once). Must have hot rod with maximum speed of Warp 8, convertible roof, and lots or latinum. No Klingon or Wookie form androids, please. Contact Gladia
• Single, White, Timelord, presently 18 on 11th regeneration, seeks robot dog. Must be able to shoot laser out of nose, adress me as "Doctor" or "Theta Sigma" or "Merlin". Being Tardis trained a definate plus, occational oil leak O.K. No Daleks. Contact Doc@TARDIS-in-vortex.com
• Male Sophont seeks member of another Patron race for interspecies relationship. Mammal ancestors preferred. Respond through the Galactic Library to the Earth branch. Contact David
• Single Space Traveler Of The Past (SSTOP) seeking SWF of the future to expand horizen's. For futher Info Contact Buck Rodgers at buckinthefuture@newchicago.future
• Single White Vampire (SWV) seeking Pasive Human Female (PHF) to make my temporary mate. I will make you undead and use you until I tire of you. No Vampire Hunters please. If you are interested contact me at countmagnuslee@undead.com
• Small Green Jedi Master seeks young imperail attack dog. Prevessly manager for the hair club men. lives in nice swamp. hates rebel disco music also loves trekkie rejects. I love bounty hunters and crazy droids that look like wookies.
• Divine looking, simply gorgeous, perfectly-dressed cat descendant ISO someone EXACTLY like me. No exceptions. Must like Cuban heels, sock suspenders, and pure narcissism. Reply promptly; conversations with the mirror are getting a bit one-sided. Contact Cat, c/o Red Dwarf.
• Single White Human Female seeks (preferably human) male to make surprise appearances in the books with. NO JEDI! Contact Mara J.
• Peace (piece?)-loving misunderstood martian seeks female for experimental fun must like Tom Jones, fried birds and be able to make the international sign of the donought - no easy listening music lovers please it gives me a headache. Please reply M.Attacks@Burton.usa
• Lonely animated Martian seeks groovy Earth female for fun with Ray Guns and Planetary destruction. Must like green dogs and Ka-Booms - no rabbits or ducks or I shall get very, very angry. Contact Marvin@w.bros
• INCREDIBLY HANDSOME test pilot for the space corp. seeks stunning female hard light hologram to come home to after a hard day saving parallel universes. Would you like an 'Ace' in your deck? If so.. Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast! Contact Buzzzzz.
• Lonely Android. Looking for someone to roam the galaxy with. Must enjoy novelty icecubes, Ill bring my own groinal attachments. Blobs, smeeg heeds, polymorphs need not apply. Contact G. Panzer
• Rich, powerful Centauri (RPC) desires to meet single female to start dynasty. Must want children and be able to manage estate. Together we will build a position the envy of the entire galaxy. Serious brides only! Contact Lord Laro, Capital City, Centauri Prime. No humans need apply. Contact L.M.
• Lonely Young Future Jedi (LYFJ) looking for princes leia's niece or daughter. i will be graduating from Luke skywalker's academy next year. father wants me to be a farmer though. i need to elope to any other planet. Contact Drouaillet Merkliss
• Single colorful female giant robot warrior (SCFGRW) seeks companion for a lifetime of adventure and saving the Universe. Must like felines of all sorts and be willing to travel extensively. No wimps or male chauvinists need apply! I am especially interested in meeting Japanimation-type warrior robots who aren't afraid of a lady who has fangs. Fire off your message to VLeo@defender.com
• Grade "A" Winner Squat, plant-based biomorph (preferred form: eggplant) ISO superintelligent schoolgirl on far off colony world to take me in and shower me with affection. Must enjoy long vacations and bizarre anime sight gags. I'm hunted by invading aliens and a warrior prince-in-exile; hope that's not a problem. Contact Aoki
• Looking for love in all the right spaces...I hope. Wants meaningless relationship with any hitchhikers in the nearest galaxy; those with 2 heads, depressed robots, and ambitious reporters tagging along need not reply. Please have the question to the answer ready. Will rock your world--guaranteed... See the Guide Contact Lara ;)
• Single Hairy Wookie looking for a good scratch behind the ears. Enjoyment of interplantary travel a plus. Hatred for the Empire a must. Should be able to tell me why TK-421 is not at his post Contact Bo
• Married Ferengi Mercenary looking for new contacts for fun and profit. Sales and marketing skills a definate plus, ear stroking skills also desired. Not fussy about species or morals, but no Federation officers need apply. Klingons always welcome! (BYOB) New products, markets, black market weapons, always desired. Contact Nek
• Need The King I am looking for the specimen of my dreams. It must know how to prepare various tasty alien treats and be able to render various Elvis hits and martian anthems. Contact Binky
• Single female Bajoran seeking male Klingon. Must like to spend time in space with humans. I like to destroy other evil races. I am also part of the Federation. Lt. Worf please don't apply. Contact Krae
• You're Praying for Me: Still single and loving it. I am a large praying mantis, firm exoskeleton , bedazzling eyes. Hobbies are wrestling, and eatting well. Searching for that someone special who understands the joys of playing with food. Only those who are not afraid of physical contact need apply. Contact Princess.
• Lot's of Fun 2H-UD [long story; will explain later] ISO unique soul who is NOT into conventional swinging to complete our trio. Prefer human or young, up- graded humanoid [HM/F, GF/M, OF/M, TS!, B/(x3), all respond!], but will reply to all. Might consider Martian willing to relocate. I care more about what's inside you; we can configure body parts later. Contact Gimmus
• Hominid City Builder male whose political mate is in a fertile period would like to meet unrelated hominid couple for short-term rishathra. Other male must not mind claws digging into his back, or screaming. I have a useful collection of sex toys made of soft, smoothed scrith that are guaranteed never to wear out, of course. This arrangement shouldn't have to last more than a falan. No Ghouls, no Vampire Scent, please. Contact Bob
• Large and in Charge, four-ton, drooling single male Hutt seeks slightly smaller, drooling female Hutt for mounds of slobbering fun. Must like exotic bar-drinks, cantina music, and romantic waddlings in the moonlights. Must not mind small side-kick with high-pitched, irritating voice. Photo or slimy deposit on your letter a plus. Apply to J. Hutt, Mos Eisley, Tatooine.
• Mermaid looking for love...must enjoy water, sea weed wraps, seafood, my clam shell bra, long red hair, and playing hide and seek in the coral reefs. Looking for a merman but any fishy male will do. No sharks or octopi who want to steal my voice. Contact Ariel.
• Not Exactly Picky Looking for any space faring race to get me off this Pros forsaken hell hole. Once back in me quarter I wil Pay Handsomley For your kind help. Faoling that I am in urgent need of repair to several processing units, if you have any knowledge of part numbers 7765-346JDDYUE-2367729YTTSKI to 7765-346JDDYUE-7663542JKIBNL I would appreciate all the help I can get. Contact Bazo
• Single white Vulcan about to lapse into pon farr seeks single, nubile female who won't mind screaming and thrashing around. Must be completely unattached or your other man will be plak tow'ed to death. A hologram enclosed in your subspace transmission would be highly logical. Contact Nigel, Federation Library, Camp Kitimer, Kitimer.
• Lonely frog eating, overstuffed worm looking for close companionship with anyone who would want me. Previous relationships were not "the real thing". Would love to have a companion throw intergallactic frogs into my mouth, then slowly pet my slimy tail. A female of any race preferred, but males may have a try. Please send picture if interested. Please ask for Jabba at 01^~92k9-2sq19|38-3#294%83hpttth
• Time Lord seek one night stand. It could last a life time. Any time you say, I can be there. Seek attractive female companion, prefer slightly blood thirsty primitives. Must like to travel anywhere any time. . No flakes please or I will have to return to before this time and skip placing this ad. Contact Whodat
• R2 Unit... Beeep, burrrrp, bee-burp-beeep. Beep-twirrrrr. beep-beeeepperbeeep, beeepppeeeepepeepberpeep, whistle-beeerrrp. (short,round,blue. good companion, doesn't taste very good. in prime condition...a love bargain!!) Contact R2.
• Male jedi night looking for protocall droid that does not no when to shut the beep up. Contact Gib
• Love goddess looking for consort, can be any age any race but adventurous and LOTS of stamina! Do something dramatic to get my attention - send a dream, write your name across the sky, undertake a quest to Mt Olympus or anything else you can think of. I'll be waiting.
• SGR - Single green Rodian seeks exotic dancer known as Oola. Contact ccrumb@jabbapalace.crime
• Tall, dark, handsome human, been across the 8th Dimension, successful brain-surgeon, frontman for world's most popular rock-group, defeater of the Red Lectroids, and in a happy relationship with Penny Priddy, is NOT looking for any other female. I just want to cancel my previous ads. To all those still looking, never give up, because "No mater where you go, there you are!" Contact--B. Banzai
• Aborted Xenomorph, slightly singed from molten lead, handsome slate-grey silicate skin, seeks new host. Likes listening to music especially acid-punk, oozes acid spunk, may look physically sinister but really grows on you. Send photo and a map of your anatomical cavities to Sssssssss the Xenomorph. Contact Xex
• Trying to Find You: You were a male Trill in a female body 312 years ago. You wore a red scarf and red pumps. I was a female Trill in a male body you used to know 313 years ago, pre-transfer, in a blue zipsuit and called Brad. I am now in a female host named Sue-Ellen; where have YOU gotten to? I haven't seen you since graduation and would love to meet you again. Your current gender and race no problem. Apply to Jex, Trill Mud-Wrestling League, Trill.
• Lonely Musician 4 feet 5 inches tall, one eye closed, large hump on back, interested in bell-ringing, stamp-collecting and pouring molten lead on top of intolerant Parisian commoners. Seeks...well, ANY girl, really, let's be honest. Contact Q. No, not THAT Q, the OTHER Q.
• Star Child, single, male, has spent eternity in Monoliths and Star Gates with nothing but grim, frumpy Keepers for company, wants to hit Earth one more time and ready to party. Seeks vivacious fun-loving female into dancing and heavy drinking. Must tolerate my quirk of bashing banking machines and heaving bricks into computer-store windows. Age not important, and I can be any age you WANT me to be. Contact David Bowman (don't worry if you post it or not; I'll know!)
• Synthetic and Organic Shall Meet Single Borg Queen seeks companion with which to assimliate the galaxy with. Humanoid androids preferred but will do with lesser, less perfect beings. Must like metal, machinery, Depeche Mode, and surgery. No bald, French, British accented bald men (bad past relationship). Contact the Borg, any Borg because I am the Borg.
• Been Solo Too Long Corellian smuggler looking for a Princess with a bun hairdo with whom to bicker, quarrel, and shoot blasters at Imperial Stormtroopers. Must enjoy being rescued from Imperial Dark Lords and swimming in garbage compacters. Shouldn't be allergic to Wookies. No Hutts. Leave a message at the Mos Eisley Cantina for Han and I'll get back to you.
• If there's an Iced Tea in that bag..... Could be love. Skywatcher seeking Little Grey Men, must hate Root Beer, love ugly ties, and not mind being dumped for weeks at a time. Cell phone and Taurus a plus. Do you believe? Contact Spooky@FBI.com.
• Radar Love? Lonely FBI Agent needs to get a life. ISO rugged manly man in the full bloom of his manliness. Bigfoot, Flukemen, Reticulans, and Smokers need not apply. Can you pass genetic muster? Contact Starbuck@FBI.com
• Young, athletic body-builder type into moulded rubber armor and long, flowing capes, riding shotgun on fast cars with big black fins, is tiring of current gay relationship with older, millionaire type also into kinky black armoured wear and responding to bat-signals in the sky. I'm sick of the bat-pole and I want someone DIFFERENT. Please, no criminal masterminds. Contact RDG.
• Single, lonely Centauri emperor about to become a god, seeks goddess to join me in glorious conflagration as we ascend to the heavens and watch the complete destruction of Centauri Prime. Narns need not apply. The Great God Cartagia
• Single Mutant Female- Hey, want to have a hair raising good time? I'm a single mutant human-based female looking for an out of this world time. I'd prefer single, young, attractive, other male mutants but I'll try almost anything once. Pastimes include: flame throwing contests and inter-galatic travel. Nonsmokers need not apply.
• SINGLE WHITE HUMAN-looking for a lady, species unimportant-I like a competative game of Triad, a good cigar, and blasting the #*@! out of Cylons. But when it comes to ladies, I am a real Gent. Contact Starbuck@Galactica.Com
• Ying and Yang Single, yet most can't stand my life's occupation as a serious gung-fu student. I teach as a way of life, but practice two hours intervals daily. I am up in the morning to do iron palm, and in evenings I do shooting stars fist. But afterwards, there's nothing like my virility. Contact monkeyboy@gungfu.com
• Manically depressed android, several times older than the universe, with nagging pain in diodes down left side seeks warm, caring life form...oh why bother, nothing good will come of this. The universe is worthless. I am not getting you down am I? I thought not. I'm so depressed.
• Single male amorphous blob looking for single female amorphous blob to ooze around with. Must be polite and well-groomed. Contact Bob.
• If you grok in purple, we could expand our universes. Play intergalactic golf in the asteroids of Orion, or camp on Ganymede. Single feminoid wanted for trans-teleporter to play along the fourth dimension. Contact Gully Foyle.
• Single & direct from the ring nebula!!!! Lookin for a decent creacher to scratch my warts, Catch dinner, And run off w/ and get totaly slimey together A couple nites ah week. "GREAT HORNEYTOAD"
• Tall dark kryptonian human seeks human female with super strength and invenerability power. my current mate is proving too fragile. I promise not to be faster than a speeding bullet. Reply to Ckent@dplanet.net
• Omnipotent being looking for semi-omnipotent being to create new species with. Coporeal beings need not apply. Gender irrelevant (prefer none) Non-smoker preferred, must be able to finger touch to procreate. Must like large extended families where everyone has the same name. Contact Q@continuum.gov (or better yet, just shout into the air, I'm omnipotent)
• Single Wolf -Wing, Black female with silver highlights, gold eyes, 35 lbs., 3ft long, 8ft wingspan. Stuck in backwater town in the Northlands seeking hunter-prey relationship with strong, young, healthy male. Fur and wings a must. Contact Black Fury in Heat.
• Crumb Bum Small redish brown anoying pet, seek anything of similar description. Must not mind sharing a comfy slugs tail to rest the flopy ears on. Reply scrumb@jpalace.crime.org
• SWMA, tall, blond, blue-eyed, with athletic body under warranty four 4 years, has seen things you would not believe...attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion...I've seen C-beams glittering in the dark, shattering blinkers at the Tannhauser Gate. Would love to sit at a candlelight dinner with you and tell you all about it. Must like French-kissing and must not mind occasional arthritis in right hand. Contact roy.batty@tyrell.inc