| Independent Thinker | Crazy |
| Outrageous | Crazy and likely to indulge in dangerous behavior |
| High-Spirited | Crazy, hyperactive, and throws things |
| Free-Spirited | Crazy and irresponsible |
| Ample | Large |
| Huggable | Large |
| Zaftig | REALLY Large |
| Fat and Sassy | Large and loudmouthed |
| Slender | Skinny |
| Svelte | Anorexic |
| Petite (I am) | Short |
| Petite (you are) | Size 2 |
| Dynamic | Pushy |
| Assertive | Pushy with a mean streak |
| Excited About Life's Journey | No concept of reality |
| Moody | Manic-depressive |
| Unpredictable | Manic-depressive and off medication |
| Soulful | Manic-depressive and quiet |
| Poetic | Manic-depressive and boring |
| Looking for Mr/Ms Right | Looking for Mr/Ms Rich |
| "Very Human" | Quasimodo |
| Uninhibited | Lacking basic social skills |
| Irreverent | Mean and lacking basic social skills |
| Aging Child | Self-centered adult |
| Freedom-loving | Undependable |
| Young at Heart | Over-40 |
| Youthful | Over-50 and in major denial |
| Chatty | Never shuts up |
| Humorous | Watches too much TV and never shuts up |
| Financially secure (I am) | Has a job |
| Financially secure (you are) | Rich |
| Affectionate | Horny |
| Romantic | Horny |
| Passionate | REALLY horny |