Libraries

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• Sleeping Aloud is not Allowed in this library!!
• A book in the hand is worth two on the shelf!
• A book a day keeps your Boss away!!
• Only a fool lends his book expecting it to be returned.
• The BOOK means BIBLE. So don't swear by the BOOK
• Don't write in a book Unless it is your cheque book!
• Reading begets Reading
• Books and the Librarian wait for All.
• The printed word is no guarantee of truth.
• While reading is good, understanding is better but teaching is best.
• Books are sources of substitutional pleasure.
• Better pay for a good book than to the consultant.
• Here is a puzzle: Can you give a word which contains unquestionably all the five vowels?
• R.L.Stevenson wrote "Travel with a Donkey" while he was on his honeymoon!
• Here is one of the longest among English words: Pneumono ultramicroscopico volcanoeoniosis.
• If you are thin don't eat fast. If you are fat don't eat. Fast.
• The weaker sex is stronger because of the weakness of the stronger sex for the weaker sex!
• Louis the 14th invented High heel shoes when he found that his consort was too short to kiss!
• You may borrow a book and read it too!
• Books may be used for cooking facts.
• Too many authors spoil the book.
• Spare a book and spoil your mood.
• You can't remember what you never read.
• 'Never-read-books' do no harm.
• Don't be a book worm. Put ideas into practice.
• Books are silent teachers.
• A book and its readers go together.
• What is common between a woman and a book? You can take both of them to bed.
• Another name for a librarian: He is an information out-dater.
• Don't do all the talking in the library. Please reserve some for other places as well!
• Do you know that there are no words rhyming with "ORANGE" or for that matter with "MONTH"?
• There was an automobile accident in Kansas city in 1904 At that time there were only two cars registered!
• He was a beautiful lass and he, a loving male. He praised her figure in English, French and Braille!
• Better read it now than wish you would read it someday!
• Better late than never holds good for returning a borrowed book too!
• Books of a subject stock together.
• Good books need no push!
• First law of library science: Books are for use.
• Books concealed are books lost.
• Second Law of Library Science.: Every reader his book.
• There is no education without books.
• Third law of library science: Every book its reader.
• Write a book if you can't read a book!
• Fourth law of library Science: Save the time of the reader.
• Library is no place for romance.
• Fifth Law of library science: Library is a growing organism.
• Some are wise and some others are otherwise.
• Some book is better than no book on a rainy day.
• Some books promise much but offer little.
• Neccessity is the mother of reading to most students.
• Lend your books and lose your friends.
• Library catalog proves that the librarian exists.
• The library is no place to sleep.
• Want to locate an address? Go to the library.
• A book misplaced is a book lost.
• Want to know about courses of study? Go to the library.
• A never read book is always new.
• Want to read newspapers? Go to the library.
• On the exam eve even notes will do.
• Want to know a phone number? Go to the library.
• A show of books is no proof of wisdom.
• The book that is misplaced is the book you need.
• A good book never lacks readers.
• Torn out books are most used books.
• Readers are the best publicity for a book.
• A torn book is better than a never touched book.
• Books beget books.
• Too many authors spoil a book.
• Oscar Wilde : There is no such thing as a moral or immoral book. Books are well written or badly written. That's all
• Milton: A good book is a precious life-blood of a master-spirit embalmed and treasured upon purpose to a life beyond life.
• Melville: To produce a mighty book you must choose a mighty theme
• Bacon: Some books are to tasted; Others are to swollowed and Some few to be chewed and digested.
• Carlyle: The true university of these days is a collection of BOOKS.
• Read a book - You can become friendly at least with the author. Write a book if you want to get instant enemies.
• A book jacket promises to showinteresting contents. So does a saree; But both dissapoint most of the times!
• Many books are written because they should not have been!
• Life is a mystery novel where the last few pages are torn.
• Read books : There is no tax on it as of now!
• Dog eared books are better than never read books.
• Books are good travel companions : They don't nag.
• Take to a book on a holiday.
• "Better Late than never " applies to returning books too.
• In this library readership is worshipped. Please be silent and let others concentrate on what they are reading.
• You may smoke any number of cigarettes once from this library you are out.
• That was a different type of a book : From the beginning to it was interesting to none!
• You might have about citation Index. Hace you heard of "uncitedness" as well?
• Nature is a book of which god is the author.
• A candle that lights another does not lose anything.
• You can borrow a book and return it too.
• A book (returned) in time saves time.
• Sleeping allowed. But not aloud!
• P Jisha : Library is the graveyard of the greatest minds where the students fear to tread!
• S Johnson : Your manuscript is both good and original; but what is good is not original and what is original is not good.