Dormitory | Dirty Room |
Clint Eastwood | Old West Action |
A Telephone Girl | Repeating "Hello" |
Western Union | No Wire Unsent |
The Country Side | No City Dust Here |
Evangelist | Evil's Agent |
Astronomers | Moon starers |
Astronomers | No more stars |
The Cockroach | Cook, Catch Her |
Desperation | A Rope Ends It |
The Morse Code | Here Come Dots |
Slot Machines | Cash Lost in'em |
Conversation | Voices Rant On |
Florence Nightingale | Nigel, Fetch an Iron Leg |
Florence Nightingale | Flit on Cheering Angel |
Darling I love you | Avoiding our yell |
Butterfly | Flutter-by |
Heavy Rain? | Hire a Navy! |
Mother-in-law | Woman Hitler |
Funeral | Real Fun |
A Domesticated Animal | Docile, as a Man Tamed it |
The Hilton | Hint: Hotel |
Sunshine and Shadow | Show in Sun and Shade |
Snooze Alarms | Alas! No More Z's |
Vacation Times | I'm Not as Active |
The Detectives | Detect Thieves |
Christmas tree | Search, Set, Trim |
A Gentleman | Elegant Man |
The Public Art Galleries | Large Picture Halls, I Bet |
A Decimal Point | I'm a Dot in Place |
The Earthquakes | That Queer Shake |
Barbie doll | I'll bare bod |
Statue of Liberty | Built to Stay Free |
Eleven plus two | Twelve plus one |
Admirer | Married |
Indomitableness | Endless ambition |
Contradiction | Accord not in it |
Debit card | Bad Credit |
The Towering Inferno | Not Worth Fire Engine |
Tony Blair, MP | I'm Tory plan B |
Virginia Bottomley | I'm an evil Tory bigot |
Margaret Thatcher | That great charmer |
The Conservative Party | Teacher in vast poverty |
Twenty thousand leagues under the sea - Huge water tale stuns. End had you tense
The best things in life are free - Nail-biting refreshes the feet
"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." Neil A. Armstrong
A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!
To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.