DormitoryDirty Room
Clint EastwoodOld West Action
A Telephone GirlRepeating "Hello"
Western UnionNo Wire Unsent
The Country SideNo City Dust Here
EvangelistEvil's Agent
AstronomersMoon starers
AstronomersNo more stars
The CockroachCook, Catch Her
DesperationA Rope Ends It
The Morse CodeHere Come Dots
Slot MachinesCash Lost in'em
ConversationVoices Rant On
Florence NightingaleNigel, Fetch an Iron Leg
Florence NightingaleFlit on Cheering Angel
Darling I love youAvoiding our yell
Heavy Rain?Hire a Navy!
Mother-in-lawWoman Hitler
FuneralReal Fun
A Domesticated AnimalDocile, as a Man Tamed it
The HiltonHint: Hotel
Sunshine and ShadowShow in Sun and Shade
Snooze AlarmsAlas! No More Z's
Vacation TimesI'm Not as Active
The DetectivesDetect Thieves
Christmas treeSearch, Set, Trim
A GentlemanElegant Man
The Public Art GalleriesLarge Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal PointI'm a Dot in Place
The EarthquakesThat Queer Shake
Barbie dollI'll bare bod
Statue of LibertyBuilt to Stay Free
Eleven plus twoTwelve plus one
IndomitablenessEndless ambition
ContradictionAccord not in it
Debit cardBad Credit
The Towering InfernoNot Worth Fire Engine
Tony Blair, MPI'm Tory plan B
Virginia BottomleyI'm an evil Tory bigot
Margaret ThatcherThat great charmer
The Conservative PartyTeacher in vast poverty

Twenty thousand leagues under the sea - Huge water tale stuns. End had you tense
The best things in life are free - Nail-biting refreshes the feet

"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." Neil A. Armstrong
A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!

To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.