| Dormitory | Dirty Room |
| Clint Eastwood | Old West Action |
| A Telephone Girl | Repeating "Hello" |
| Western Union | No Wire Unsent |
| The Country Side | No City Dust Here |
| Evangelist | Evil's Agent |
| Astronomers | Moon starers |
| Astronomers | No more stars |
| The Cockroach | Cook, Catch Her |
| Desperation | A Rope Ends It |
| The Morse Code | Here Come Dots |
| Slot Machines | Cash Lost in'em |
| Conversation | Voices Rant On |
| Florence Nightingale | Nigel, Fetch an Iron Leg |
| Florence Nightingale | Flit on Cheering Angel |
| Darling I love you | Avoiding our yell |
| Butterfly | Flutter-by |
| Heavy Rain? | Hire a Navy! |
| Mother-in-law | Woman Hitler |
| Funeral | Real Fun |
| A Domesticated Animal | Docile, as a Man Tamed it |
| The Hilton | Hint: Hotel |
| Sunshine and Shadow | Show in Sun and Shade |
| Snooze Alarms | Alas! No More Z's |
| Vacation Times | I'm Not as Active |
| The Detectives | Detect Thieves |
| Christmas tree | Search, Set, Trim |
| A Gentleman | Elegant Man |
| The Public Art Galleries | Large Picture Halls, I Bet |
| A Decimal Point | I'm a Dot in Place |
| The Earthquakes | That Queer Shake |
| Barbie doll | I'll bare bod |
| Statue of Liberty | Built to Stay Free |
| Eleven plus two | Twelve plus one |
| Admirer | Married |
| Indomitableness | Endless ambition |
| Contradiction | Accord not in it |
| Debit card | Bad Credit |
| The Towering Inferno | Not Worth Fire Engine |
| Tony Blair, MP | I'm Tory plan B |
| Virginia Bottomley | I'm an evil Tory bigot |
| Margaret Thatcher | That great charmer |
| The Conservative Party | Teacher in vast poverty |
Twenty thousand leagues under the sea - Huge water tale stuns. End had you tense
The best things in life are free - Nail-biting refreshes the feet
"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." Neil A. Armstrong
A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!
To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.