How Cold Is It? - An annotated thermometer (°F)
- 60
- Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one in their wardrobe)
- 50
- Miami residents turn on the heat
- 40
- You can see your breath Californians shiver uncontrollably
Minnesotans go swimming
- 35
- Italian cars don't start
- 32
- Water freezes
- 30
- You plan your vacation to Australia
Minnesotans put on T-shirts
Politicians begin to worry about the homeless
British cars don't start
Your boogers freeze
- 25
- Boston water freezes
Californians weep pitiably
Minnesotans eat ice cream
Canadians go swimming
- 20
- You can hear your breath
Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
New York City water freezes
Miami residents plan vacation further South
- 15
- French cars don't start
You plan a vacation in Mexico
Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you
- 10
- Too cold to ski
You need jumper cables to get the car going
- 5
- You plan your vacation in Houston
American cars don't start
- 0
- Alaskans put on T-shirts
Too cold to skate
- -10
- German cars don't start
Eyes freeze shut when you blink
- -15
- You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects
Miami residents cease to exist
- -20
- Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you
Politicians actually do something about the homeless
Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
Japanese cars don't start
- -25
- Too cold to think
You need jumper cables to get the driver going
- -30
- You plan a two week hot bath
The Mighty Monongahela freezes
Swedish cars don't start
- -40
- Californians disappear
Minnesotans button top button
Canadians put on sweaters
Your car helps you plan your trip South
- -50
- Congressional hot air freeze
Alaskans close the bathroom window
- -80
- Hell freezes over
Polar bears move south