Company Car Features
Company Cars have the following features rarely found in Private Cars:
- They travel faster in all gears, especially reverse.
- They accelerate at a phenomenal rate.
- They have a much shorter braking distance.
- They have a much tighter turning circle.
- They can take ramps (or any other hazard) at twice the speed of private cars.
- Battery, water, oil and tyre pressures do not need to be checked nearly so often.
- The floor is shaped like an ashtray.
- They only burn the most expensive petrol.
- They do not need to be garaged at night.
- They can be driven miles with the oil warning light flashing.
- They very seldom need cleaning, especially inside.
- The suspension is reinforced to permit carriage of concrete slabs or other heavy building materials for weekend DIY work.
- They are specially adapted to allow reverse gear to be engaged whilst the car is still moving forward.
- The tyre walls are designed to allow bumping into and over kerbstones.
- Unusual or alarming engine noises are easily eliminated by the adjustment of the fitted radio volume control knob.
- No security needed - may be left unlocked with the keys in the ignition.
- They are designed to tow loads far exceeding normal and are suited for backing into water at loading ramps.
- No need to take the foot off the clutch while waiting for the lights to change.
- Much better for the 17 year olds to learn driving in.