Fun With Foreign Phrases
The following are some of the winners in a New York magazine contest, in which the rules were: take ANY well-known phrase in ANY foreign language, change JUST ONE SINGLE LETTER, and then provide a definition for the new expression.

HARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS? --- Can you drive a French motorcycle?
IDIOS AMIGOS --- We're wild and crazy guys
VENI, VIPI, VICI --- I came, I'm a very important person, I conquered
COGITO, EGGO SUM --- I think, therefore I waffle
RIGOR MORRIS --- The cat is dead
RESPONDEZ S'IL VOUS PLAID --- Honk if you're Scottish
QUE SERA SERF --- Life is feudal
LE ROI EST MORT, JIVE LE ROI --- The king is dead. No kidding
POSH MORTEM --- Death styles of the rich and famous
PRO BOZO PUBLICO --- Support your local clown
MONAGE A TROIS --- I am three years old
FELIX NAVIDAD --- Our cat has a boat
HASTE CUISINE --- Fast French food
VENI, VIDI, VICE --- I came, I saw, I partied
QUIP PRO QUO --- A fast retort
ALOHA OY --- Love; greetings, farewell; from such a pain you should never know
MAZEL TON --- Tons of good luck
ICH LIEBE RICH --- I'm really crazy about having dough
FUI GENERIS --- What's mine is mine
VISA LA FRANCE --- Don't leave your chateau without it
CA VA SANS DIRT --- And that's not gossip
MERCI RIEN --- Thanks for nothin'
AMICUS PURIAE --- Platonic friend