Employer Speak

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• Competitive Salary: We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
• Some Overtime Required:Some time each night and some time each weekend
• Sales Position Requiring Motivated Self-Starter: We're not going to supply you with leads; there's no base salary; you'll wait 30 days for your first commission check.
• Self-Motivated:Management won't answer questions
• Casual Work Atmosphere: We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.
• Competitive Environment: We have a lot of turnover.
• Some Public Relations Required: If we're in trouble, you'll go on TV and get us out of it..
• Duties Will Vary: Anyone in the office can boss you around.
• Career-Minded: We expect that you will want to flip hamburgers until you are 70.
• Seeking Candidates With a Wide Variety of Experience: You'll need it to replace three people who just left.
• Problem-Solving Skills a Must: You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.
• Good Communication Skills: Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want you to do.
• Ability To Handle A Heavy Workload: You whine, you're fired.
• Flexible Hours: Work 55 hours; get paid for 37.5.