Why Star Wars Characters would win in the Star Trek Universe
- In the Star Wars Universe weapons are rarely, if ever, set on "stun".
- The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of 20 just to go into warp --- The Millennium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.
- After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable --- After pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.
- One word: Lightsabers.
- Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
- The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.
- Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.
- Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.
- The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named "Slave I".
- Picard pilots the Enterprise through asteroid belts at one-quarter impulse power --- Han Solo floors it.