Definitions
- Traffic Light: apparatus that automatically turns red when your car approaches
- Divorce: post-graduate in School of Love
- Bachelor Of Science: one who has mastered the science of remaining a bachelor
- Man: a remarkable animal whose head swells when you pat his back
- People: some make things happen, some watch things happen, and the majority has no idea what's happened
- Love: unseen when it comes, but visible when it goes
- Swimming Pool: a mob of people with water in it
- Self-Control: the ability to eat only one peanut
- Optimist: girl who regards a bulge as a curve
- Epitaph: a postponed compliment
- Magazine: bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue
- Absent Minded Person: One who stands in front of the mirror for hours trying to remember where he had seen the person before .
- Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" .
- Opportunists: One who starts having a bath when he/she accindently falls in a river .
- Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present .
- Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece
- Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test .
- Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power .
- Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage .
- Cigarette: A pinch of tobaco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other .
- Conference Room: A place where everybody talks , nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on .