P is for the popcorn you pop so you have something to eat in your hands so you can't type your paper
R is for all of the reading that you are afraid to start because you know that you won't remember it tomorrow anyway
O is for the overwhelming amount of time that one can manage to waste in an evening instead of doing work
C is for the crying you will do when you realize what types of grades you are going to get because you haven't done your work
R is for the radio dial that you are playing with so that you know when you do start your work there will be good tunes on
A is for the the grade that you won't be getting on the paper that you are trying to avoid writing
S is for the soup that you make when you are done with the popcorn so you continue to have something to occupy your hands
T is for the test that you have at 9:00am tomorrow and you haven't yet began to study for
I is for the insane amount of time that you are wasting by reading this email
N is for the nodding off in class that you will be doing tomorrow after staying up all night avoiding your work
A is for the amazing typing skills that you have developed since you have become an email freak
T is for the terrible grade that you know that you are going to get anyway, so why bother studying
I is for the inevitable fact that you just know that your work isn't going to get done tonight
O is for the outstanding organization of your desk that you have managed to accomplish while "getting ready" to work (we all heard that one before!)
N is for never giving up on the belief that you will eventually do all the work that needs to be done.