Bad Gifts - Inappropriate Christmas Gift Ideas

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• Li'l Naturalist Hornet Farm
• The Duncan Yo -- Goes down, never comes back. Teaches children about warranties
• 5,200 pick up -- a jumbo deck of cards that lets kids play a larger version of their favorite game
• The "Learn about puberty virtual pet"
• Supersoaker 9000: For use on those hard to reach targets; referees, low flying planes, and many more. At close range it can strip paint, clean rusty grills, and dig utility trenches.
• The laff-o-minit majik spellin' tootor
• Doggie dentist -- Kids learn about dentistry on the family pooch.
• Cuisin-Art -- Turns mommy's food processor into a spinning paint tool.
• Water retention Wanda -- Teaches kids the principles of the calendar.
• Advanced play medical kit -- includes colonoscope and speculum.
• Chocolate covered lead soldiers.
• Bungeroo -- kid sized bungee kit for second story bedrooms.
• Islamic strip poker -- lose a hand, lose a hand.