Uses for Data's Head
  1. Combination paperweight/stapler for Picard's desk
  2. The ball in Parisis' Squares
  3. Hood ornament for Shuttlecraft
  4. Replace Troi's broken Chia Pet
  5. Scare blind students in Braille class
  6. Prop open doors for maintenance crews
  7. Lawn decoration in Arboretum
  8. Footstool for Captain's chair
  9. Entertaining kids in day care puppet show
  10. Scare Alexander into doing chores
  11. Send to doctor that killed Crystalline entity as gag gift
  12. Decorative air filter in Picard's fish tank
  13. Send to Starfleet Android research center so they can get "ahead" in research
  14. Trade to Ferengi for Star Trek Hologram cards
  15. Keep Worf's coffee table from shaking
  16. Centerpiece in Ten Forward buffet
  17. Donate to Starfleet Academy to be head of the class
  18. Use as nutcracker at Christmastime
  19. Prove to insurance company he died so crew can collect on his life insurance policy