| Room Service: | Morny. Rune-sore-bees. |
| Hotel Guest: | Oh, sorry. I thought I dialed Room Service. |
| Room Service: | Rye, rune-sore-bees. Morny. Djewish to odor sunteen? |
| Hotel Guest: | Uh... yes. I`d like some bacon and eggs. |
| Room Service: | Ow July den? |
| Hotel Guest: | What? |
| Room Service: | Aches. Ow July den? Pry, boy, pooch...? |
| Hotel Guest: | Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry. Scrambled please. |
| Room Service: | Ow July dee baycome? Crease? |
| Hotel Guest: | Crisp will be fine. |
| Room Service: | Hokay. An Santos? |
| Hotel Guest: | What? |
| Room Service: | Santos. July Santos? |
| Hotel Guest: | Ugh. I don`t know... I don`t think so. |
| Room Service: | No. Judo one toes? |
| Hotel Guest: | Look, I feel really bad about this, but I don`t know what "judo one toes" means. I`m sorry. |
| Room Service: | Toes! Toes! Why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow cenglish mopping we bother? |
| Hotel Guest: | English muffin! I`ve got it! You were saying toast! Fine. An English muffin will be fine. |
| Room Service: | We bother? |
| Hotel Guest: | No. Just put the bother on the side. |
| Room Service: | Wad? |
| Hotel Guest: | I`m sorry. I meant butter. Butter on the side. |
| Room Service: | Copy? |
| Hotel Guest: | I feel terrible about this but... |
| Room Service: | Copy. Copy, tea, mill... |
| Hotel Guest: | Coffee! Yes, coffee please. And that`s all. |
| Room Service: | One Minnie. Ass rune torino fee, strangle aches, crease baycome, tossy cenglish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy. Rye? |
| Hotel Guest: | Whatever you say. |
| Room Service: | Hokay. Tendjewberrymud. |
| Hotel Guest: | You`re welcome. |