Room Service
Room Service:Morny. Rune-sore-bees.
Hotel Guest:Oh, sorry. I thought I dialed Room Service.
Room Service:Rye, rune-sore-bees. Morny. Djewish to odor sunteen?
Hotel Guest:Uh... yes. I`d like some bacon and eggs.
Room Service:Ow July den?
Hotel Guest:What?
Room Service:Aches. Ow July den? Pry, boy, pooch...?
Hotel Guest:Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry. Scrambled please.
Room Service:Ow July dee baycome? Crease?
Hotel Guest:Crisp will be fine.
Room Service:Hokay. An Santos?
Hotel Guest:What?
Room Service:Santos. July Santos?
Hotel Guest:Ugh. I don`t know... I don`t think so.
Room Service:No. Judo one toes?
Hotel Guest:Look, I feel really bad about this, but I don`t know what "judo one toes" means. I`m sorry.
Room Service:Toes! Toes! Why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow cenglish mopping we bother?
Hotel Guest:English muffin! I`ve got it! You were saying toast! Fine. An English muffin will be fine.
Room Service:We bother?
Hotel Guest:No. Just put the bother on the side.
Room Service:Wad?
Hotel Guest:I`m sorry. I meant butter. Butter on the side.
Room Service:Copy?
Hotel Guest:I feel terrible about this but...
Room Service:Copy. Copy, tea, mill...
Hotel Guest:Coffee! Yes, coffee please. And that`s all.
Room Service:One Minnie. Ass rune torino fee, strangle aches, crease baycome, tossy cenglish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy. Rye?
Hotel Guest:Whatever you say.
Room Service:Hokay. Tendjewberrymud.
Hotel Guest:You`re welcome.