Redneck Computer Terms
- Hard Drive - Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires while pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
- Keyboard - That thing with hooks to hang your truck keys.
- Window - Place in your truck to hang your guns.
- Floppy - When you run out of Polygrip.
- Modem - How you got rid of your dandelions.
- ROM - Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.
- Byte - First word in a kiss-off phrase.
- Reboot - What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.
- Network - Activity meant to provide bait for your trout line.
- Mouse - Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.
- LAN - To borrow, as in, "Hey, Delbert! LAN me yore truck."
- Cursor - What some guys do when they're mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.
- Bit - A wager, as in, "I bit you cain't spit that chaw across the porch longways."
- Packet - What you do to a suitcase or Wal-mart bag afore a trip.