Astrological Lightbulbs
What's your sign? How many of you does it take to change a lightbulb?
- Aries: Just one. You want to make something of it?
- Taurus: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burned-out one is useless and should be thrown away.
- Gemini: Two, but the job never gets done--they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!
- Cancer: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
- Leo: Leos don't change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.
- Virgo: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
- Libra: Er, two. Or maybe one. No - on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you?
- Scorpio: That secret information can only be shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
- Sagittarius: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out lightbulb?
- Capricorn: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
- Aquarius: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so.....
- Pisces: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?