Thoughts
- ON METAPHYSICS - Deja Fu: The feeling that somehow, somewhere, you've been kicked in the head like this before.
- ON DEEP THOUGHTS - A day without sunshine is like night.
- ON PARADOX AND RETURN POLICIES - There is a CD out entitled "The Worst of Jefferson Airplane". If you buy this,take it home, play it, and enjoy it, should you take it back and demand a refund?
- ON HIGHER EDUCATION - College is a fountain of knowledge...and the students are there to drink.
- ON MATHEMATICAL TRANSFORMS - A polar bear is a rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.
- ON YOUTH - Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk.
- ON PROBLEM SOLVING - When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail.
- ON MATERIALISM - He who dies with the most toys, is, nonetheless, still dead.
- ON RELIGIOUS PRACTICES - Photons have mass? I didn't know they were catholic!
- ON INFINITY - If you had everything, where would you keep it?
- ON ECONOMICS - The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
- ON PUBLISHING OR PERISHING - I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone - has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
- ON REVISIONIST HISTORY - What was sliced bread the greatest thing since?
- ON DATING - When aiming for the common denominator, be prepared for the occasional - division by zero.
- ON LAMENTATION - Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
- ON POETIC LOVE - When you're swimmin' in the creek - And an eel bites your cheek - That's a moray!
- ON MATERIAL SCIENCE - Character density: The number of very weird people in the office.
- ON EXTINCTION - Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
- ON LITERATURE - This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great - force.
- ON HUMILITY - To err is human, to moo bovine.
- ON EXPLANATION OF THE END - "... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking - zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs."
- ON PROPHECY - The meek shall inherit the earth---they are too weak to refuse.
- ON EXCUSES - I can't complain, but sometimes I still do
- ON NUMBERS - Grabel's Law: 2 is not equal to 3---not even for very large values of 2.
- ON WORLD POLITICS - Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
- ON DRUGS AND DEVELOPMENT - There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We - don't believe this to be a coincidence.