University Seminars For Men
Etiquette and Behavior:
EB101PMS - Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
EB102We Do Not Want Sleazy Underwear For Christmas (Just Give Us The Credit Cards)
EB103How Not To Act Like An Asshole When You Are Obviously Wrong
EB104Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere Except In The Bathroom
EB105You Cannot Always Wear Whatever You Damn Well Please
EB106How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
EB107Attainable Goal - Omitting Foul Expletives From Your Vocabulary
EB108Fluffing The Blankets After Flatulence Is Not Necessary
General Electives:
GE101You, The Weaker Sex
GE102Mother-in-Laws Are People Too
GE103The Weekend And Sports Are Not Synonymous
GE104Male Bonding: Leave Your Friends At Home
GE105You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked
Home Economics:
HE101You Too Can Do Housework
HE102How To Properly Fill An Ice Tray
HE103Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly called "Don't Wash My Silks")
HE104Garbage - Getting It To The Curb
HE105Get A Life - Learn To Cook
HE106How To Put Down A Toilet Seat (formerly called "No, It's Not A Bidet")
HE107How To Tolerate Bras And Pantyhose Hanging In The Bathroom
HE108How To Color-Coordinate
HE109Aiming Techniques During Urination
HE110Overcoming Electronic Gadgetry Obsession
Interpersonal Relationships:
IR101Understanding The Female Response To Coming Home Drunk At 4:00am
IR102Reasons To Give Flowers
IR103Give Me A Break - Why We Know Your Excuses Are Often Bullshit
IR104Romanticism - Other Ideas Beyond Sex
IR105Marriage - Those Who Talk And Play Together, Stay Together
Life Skills:
LS101Combatting Stupidity
LS102Parenting Roles Beyond Initial Conception
LS103Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right
LS104Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
LS105How To Go Shopping With Your Mate Without Getting Lost
LS106The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency
LS107Helpful Posture Hints For Couch Potatoes
LS108You Too Can Be A Designated Driver
LS109Changing Your Underwear - It Really Works!
LS110You Don't Really Need That Porsche After Thinning Hair And Mid-Life Crisis
LS111Knowing When To Stop And Ask For Directions When Lost On The Road
Sex Education:
SE101How To Stay Awake After Sex
SE102You Really Can Fall Asleep Without Doing It, If You Really Try
SE103Why Women Enjoy Giving Head About As Much As Men Enjoy Taking Out The Garbage
SE104How To Interpret A Female "No" Reply When She Really Means "NO"
SE105How To Interpret A Female "No" Reply When She Really Means "Yes"
SE106Variations On Sex Positions (formerly called "Women Like To Be On Top Sometimes Too")
SE107Alternatives To Handle Cases Of Sudden Erection
SE108Foreplay - The Slow And Easy Appetizer Preceding The Main Meal
SE109The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake In The Morning, Take A Cold Shower