University Seminars For Women
Etiquette and Behavior:
EB101PMS (Preposterous Mood Swings) - Learning To Sleep Over At Mother's
EB102We Do Not Want Ties For Christmas (Just Wear The Sexy Lingerie I Gave You)
EB103How Not To Sob Like A Sponge When Your Husband Is Right
EB104Why It Is Unacceptable To Talk About Feminine Hygiene In Mixed Company
EB105If You Want To Know How That Looks On You, Ask Your Mother
EB106How To Act Younger Than Your Mother
EB107Apologizing For Farting When You're On The Toilet Is Not Necessary
General Electives:
GE101You, The Whining Sex
GE102Why You Don't Need To Invite Your Mother Over Every Weekend
GE103Payday And Shopping Are Not Synonymous
GE104Female Friendship - Why Your Best Friends Are Not The Women Who Complain About You The Most
GE105Learning To Appreciate Beer Belly And Lard Butt Morphologies Of Men
Home Economics:
HE101You Can Change The Oil Too
HE102How To Properly Fill A Beer Mug
HE103How To Do All Your Laundry In One Load And Have More Time To Watch Football
HE104How To Encourage Your Husband To Cook More And Be Able To Stomach His Slop
HE105Get A Life - Learn To Kill Spiders Yourself
HE106How To Close The Garage Door
HE107How To Close The Top On The Toothpaste
HE108How to Drive a Nail Without Breaking One
HE109Why Going To The Bathroom Is Not A Group Activity
HE110Overcoming "The Imelda Syndrome" (formerly called "How Many Feet Do You Have, Anyway?")
Interpersonal Relationships:
IR101Understanding The Female Causes Of Male Drunkenness
IR102If You Don't Want An Excuse, Don't Demand An Explanation
IR103Romanticism - The Whole Point Of Caviar, Candles, And Conversation
IR104Why Men Enjoy Grocery Shopping About As Much As Women Enjoy Watching "The Three Stooges"
IR105Marriage - The Number One Cause Of Divorce
Life Skills:
LS101Combatting The Impulse To Nag
LS102Parenting - Your Husband Gave You Children So You Could Have Someone Other Than Him To Boss Around
LS103Balancing A Checkbook - Even You Can Get It Right
LS104Comprehending Credit Card Spending Limits And Financial Responsibility
LS105Shopping - Doing It In Less Than 16 Hours
LS106How To Go Fishing With Your Mate And Not Catch Pneumonia
LS107Living Without Power Windows - How To Turn A Crank
LS108How To Retain Your Composure While Your Husband Is Relaxing By Himself
LS109You Too Can Carry A Backpack
LS110Dress Like A Slut And Put On Something Sexy - Why It Won't Ruin Your Brain
LS111Attainable Goal - Catching A Ball Before It Stops Moving
LS112How To Remain Femininely Enticing And Attractive After Menopause
LS113How To Parallel Park
Sex Education:
SE101Reasons To Give Head To Your Man
SE102How To Stay Awake During Sex And Imagine That It Lasted For Over 10 Minutes
SE103You Can Use A Bed For More Than Just Sleep
SE104How To Say "Yes" More Often
SE105How To Say "No" But Really Mean "Yes"
SE106Lingerie - The Gift That Keeps On Giving
SE107Sexual Alternatives For "That Time Of The Month" (formerly called "Any Old Port In A Storm")
SE108Foreplay (not a required course, for extra credit only)
SE109It's Okay To Do It Outside Of The Bedroom