And what do Baby Gates and Daddy's products have in common?

• Neither can stand on its own two feet without a LOT of third party support.
• Both throw up all over themselves regularly.
• Regardless of the problem, calling Microsoft Tech Support won't help.
• As they mature, we pray that they will be better than that which preceeded them.
• At first release they're relatively compact, but they seem to grow and grow and grow with each passing year.
• Although announced with great fanfare, pretty much anyone could have produced one.
• They arrive in shaky condition with inadequate documentation.
• No matter what, it takes several months between the announcement and the actual release.
• Bill gets the credit, but someone else did most of the work.
• For at least the next year, they'll suck.