You Know You're Too Stressed If...

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• Relatives that have been dead for years come visit you and suggest that you should get some rest.
• You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.
• The Sun is too loud.
• Trees begin chasing you.
• You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
• You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip solution of espresso.
• You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step in the consumption of coffee.
• You can hear mimes.
• You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.
• Things become "Very Clear."
• You keep yelling "STOP TOUCHING ME!" even though you are the only one in the room.
• Your heart beats in 7/8 time.
• David Lynch comes up to you and says: "Hey! Can I film you?"
• You and Reality file for divorce.
• You can skip without a rope.
• It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
• You can travel without moving.
• Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
• You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.
• You begin to talk to yourself, then disagree about the subject, get into a nasty row over it, lose, and refuse to speak to yourself for the rest of the night.
• Teddy bears begin to bully you for milk and cookies.
• You have an irresistible urge to bite the noses of the people you are talking to.
• You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before...