Top Ten Signs Your Parent-Teacher Meeting Isn't Going Well
- The teacher asks if your child barks like a dog at home, too.
- As you arrive, the teacher asks if you can spare a Valium.
- On behalf of the entire class, the teacher expresses sympathy for your marital problems.
- The teacher says that you seem very intelligent and asks if your child is adopted.
- The teacher asks how the snake is doing, and you don't know what she's talking about.
- The teacher shows you $75 worth of dimes and quarters she found in your son's desk, and you notice how thin the other children are.
- The teacher encourages your family to take a week-long vacation the week of standardized testing.
- You spot your missing Weight Watchers records on the bulletin board as a part of the Examples of Graphs display.
- The teacher has a can of pepper mace stored in a shoulder holster.
- The teacher tells you that she had hoped your son could be a tree in the school play, but he lacked the necessary acting ability.