Normisms
- "Can I draw you a beer, Norm?" "No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one."
- "How about a beer, Norm?" "Hey I'm high on life, Coach. Of course, beer is my life."
- "How's a beer sound, Norm?" "I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in."
- "What's up, Norm?" "Corners of my mouth, Coach."
- "What's shaking, Norm?" "All four cheeks and a couple of chins, Coach."
- "Beer, Normie?" "Uh, Coach, I dunno, I had one this week. Eh, why not, I'm still young."
- "Normie, Normie, could this be Vera?" "With a lot of expensive surgery, maybe."
- "What's up, Normie?" "The temperature under my collar, Coach."
- "What would you say to a nice beer, Normie?" "Going down?"
- "What's up, Norm?" "Everything that's supposed to be."
- "What's new, Normie?" "Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach. They're demanding beer."
- "What'll it be, Normie?" "Just the usual Coach. I'll have a froth of beer and a snorkel."
- "What would you say to a beer, Normie?" "Daddy wuvs you."
- "What'd you like, Normie?" "A reason to live. Gimme another beer."
- "What will you have, Norm?" "Well, I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap." "Oh, looks like beer, Norm." "Call me Mister Lucky."
- "What do you say, Norm?" "Any cheap, tawdry thing that'll get me a beer."
- "What do you say to a beer, Normie?" "Hiya, sailor. New in town?"
- "Whaddya say, Norm?" "Well, I never met a beer I didn't drink. And down it goes."
- "What's your pleasure, Mr. Peterson?" "Boxer shorts and loose shoes. But I'll settle for a beer."
- "Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?" "Like a baby treats a diaper."
- "Would you like a beer, Mr. Peterson?" "No, I'd like a dead cat in a glass."
- "How's life treating you?" "It's not, Sammy, but you can!"
- "Can I pour you a draft, Mr. Peterson?" "A little early, isn't it Woody?" "For a beer?" "No, for stupid questions."
- "What's the story, Mr. Peterson?" "The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending."
- "Hey, Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you." "I know, and if she calls, I'm not here."
- "Beer, Norm?" "Have I gotten that predictable? Good."
- "What's going on, Mr. Peterson?" "A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer here.'"
- "Hey, Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?" "Yep, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh?"
- "What's going on, Mr. Peterson?" "Another layer for the winter, Wood."
- "Whatcha up to Norm?" "My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."
- "How's it going, Mr. Peterson?" "Poor." "I'm sorry to hear that." "No, I mean pour."
- "How's life treating you, Norm?" "Like it caught me sleeping with its' wife."
- "Women. Can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts."
- "What's going down, Normie?" "My butt cheeks on that bar stool."
- "How's life in the fast lane?" "Dunno, can't get on the on-ramp."
- "Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?" "Alright, but stop me at one.... make that one-thirty."
- "How's it going Mr. Peterson?" "It's a dog eat dog world, Woody, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear!"
- "What's the story, Norm?" "Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer."
- "How about a beer, Norm?" "That's that amber sudsy stuff, right? I've heard good things about it!"
- "What's going on, Mr. Peterson?" "The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson. A beer please, Woody."
- "What's up, Normie?" "My nipples, it's freezing out there."