Modern Curses
The following is a list of modern curses, curses appropriate to the modern times, because the old ones are no longer relevant. People will appreciate being cursed with curses with which they can personally identify.
- May your personal organizer crash
- May you be always stuck in rush hour
- May hackers use your name
- May the I.R.S. do an audit
- May your diet fail
- May your liposuction oversuck
- May your hair fall out, and your teeth fall in
- May your children be academically minded and stay at school forever
- May traffic officers hate you
- May your accountant be honest
- May your children sue, grab it and run
- May your opposite gender boss desire you
- May your air conditioner fail
- May your laptop crash
- May a computer take over your wife
- May your mechanic be incompetent
- May you be flamed off the net
- May your dog eat your remote
- May the save function always fail
- May global warming flood your beach house