| WinErr: 001 | Windows loaded - System in danger |
| WinErr: 002 | No Error - Yet |
| WinErr: 003 | Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file |
| WinErr: 004 | Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong |
| WinErr: 005 | Multitasking attempted - System confused |
| WinErr: 006 | Malicious error - Desqview found on drive |
| WinErr: 007 | System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware |
| WinErr: 008 | Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments |
| WinErr: 009 | Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened |
| WinErr: 00A | Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full |
| WinErr: 00B | Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50Mb |
| WinErr: 00C | Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More! |
| WinErr: 00D | Window closed - Do not look outside |
| WinErr: 00E | Window open - Do not look inside |
| WinErr: 00F | Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened |
| WinErr: 010 | Reserved for future mistakes by our developers |
| WinErr: 011 | Window open - Do not look outside |
| WinErr: 012 | Window closed - Do not look inside |
| WinErr: 013 | Unexpected error - Huh ? |
| WinErr: 014 | Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of. |
| WinErr: 018 | Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. Old Windows licence is not valid anymore. |
| WinErr: 019 | User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not! |
| WinErr: 01A | Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your software. We are terribly sorry. |
| WinErr: 01B | Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get a penalty for that. |
| WinErr: 01C | Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate. |
| WinErr: 01D | System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code. |
| WinErr: 01E | Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. |
| WinErr: 01F | Reserved for future mistakes of our developers. |
| WinErr: 020 | Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be lost. |
| WinErr: 042 | Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again. |
| WinErr: 079 | Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue. |
| WinErr: 103 | Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded. |
| WinErr: 678 | This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game? |
| WinErr: 683 | Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure. |
| WinErr: 815 | Insufficient Memory - Only 50.312.583 bytes available |