| Type | Behavior | Advantages | Drawbacks |
| Brown-noser | Continually chats with conductors | Always has a pencil handy | Receives favors from management. |
| Entertainer | Attracts attention | Never a bore | Likely to get you into trouble. |
| Know-it-all | Checks for misprints in loud, exposed runs | Conscientious | Will point out your mistakes. |
| Space Cadet | Stares into space | Pleasant | Shares unusual insights with you. |
| Show-off | Practises before, after and during rehearsals | Lots of stamina | Never stops playing |
| Talentless Worm | Tone-deaf and dumb | Unfailingly confident | Will never retire. |
| Whiner | Complains constantly | Easily cowed | Likely to be your standpartner |
| Stoic | Does job, goes home | Does job, goes home | Suffers Quietly |
| Stud/Sex Kitten | Smiles invitingly | Will sleep with you | Will tell everyone |