The laws of thermodynamics
Ginsberg's Theorem:
- You can't win.
- You can't break even.
- You can't even quit the game.
Freeman's Commentary on Ginsberg's Theorem:
Every major philosophy that attempts to make life seem meaningful is based upon the negation of one part of Ginsberg's theorem. To Wit:
- Capitalism is based on the assumption that you can win
- Socialism is based on the assumption that you can break even.
- Mysticism is base on the assumption that you can quit the game