Socialism | You have two cows. Give one to your neighbour. |
Communism | You have two cows. Give both to the government. The government gives you milk. |
Capitalism | You sell one cow and buy a bull. |
Facism | You have two cows. Give milk to the government. The government sells it. |
Nazism | The government shoots you and takes the cows. |
New Dealism | The government shoots one cow, milks the other, and pours the milk down the sink. |
Anarchism | Keep the cows. Steal another one. Shoot the government. |
Conservatism | Freeze the milk. Embalm the cows. |
Liberalism | Give away one cow. Get the government to give you a new cow. Now give them both away. |