Politics made simple
SocialismYou have two cows. Give one to your neighbour.
CommunismYou have two cows. Give both to the government. The government gives you milk.
CapitalismYou sell one cow and buy a bull.
FacismYou have two cows. Give milk to the government. The government sells it.
NazismThe government shoots you and takes the cows.
New DealismThe government shoots one cow, milks the other, and pours the milk down the sink.
AnarchismKeep the cows. Steal another one. Shoot the government.
ConservatismFreeze the milk. Embalm the cows.
LiberalismGive away one cow. Get the government to give you a new cow. Now give them both away.