Mommy, What's the Definition of...
AmnesiaWhat did you just ask me?
ApathyI don't care.
BigotryI'm not going to tell someone like you.
DamnationGo to hell!
DyslexiaBeeing Sackwards.
EgotisticalI'm the best person to answer that question.
EvasiveGo do your homework.
FlatulentThat question really stinks!
HostilityIf you ask me just one more question, I'll kill you!
IgnoranceI don't know.
IndifferenceIt doesn't matter.
InfluenzaYou've got to be sick to ask me that question.
InsomniaI stayed awake all last night thinking of the answer.
IrreverantI swear to God, you ask too many questions!
MasturbationYour father can handle that question.
NarcissismBefore I answer, tell me, don't I look great?
Over-ProtectiveI don't know if you're ready for the answer.
ParanoidYou probably think I don't know the answer, do you?
ProcrastinationI'll tell you tommorow.
RepetitiveI already told you the answer once.before.
Self-CenteredWell, I know the answer, that's all that matters.
SuspiciousWhy are you asking me all these questions?