Famous Last Words
- I think it said connect the brown wire to the negative terminal.
- Just throw me that meat cleaver, would you?
- Pick up those 32 empty lager cans, you lout!
- No, darling! I'm sure they drive on the left over here in France.
- Happy Ides of March, Brutus.
- Actually, there's a knack to opening these supersonic aeroplane windows.
- You sure this firework's dead?
- I rather fancy this cheese with the green mould on it.
- You will take a cheque, won't you cabbie?
- Come outside and say that, Tyson.
- Patchy fog? On this road! Don't make me la...
- Fancy a quick snifter before we leave Saudi?
- Of coursh I'm frit to dive.
- Who's a nice sweet cooch-woochy little lion, then?
- It says: Achtung! Minefield. That's German for 'Welcome to Munich' isn't it?
- We'll be safe enough on this motorway if we just follow that travelling salesman's Sierra.
- See a doctor? Just for a ruptured aorta and a couple of dozen black suppurating pustules?!
- That's strange; you don't usually see many American planes over this part of Hiroshima, do you?
- Whoops! Did I spill your scotch, McTavish?
- These nuclear plants look lovely when they begin to glow like that, don't they?
- Good Lord! It's not often a black cat causes you to break a mirror by crossing your path while you're walking under a ladder on Friday 13th, is it?
- Humpty Dumpty may sound like the name of a plonker, but I know a safe wall when I see one.
- The trick with a charging rhino is to stand perfectly still.
- Two front berths on the Titanic please.
- It's OK; the gay guy with the boils just lent me his hypodermic needle.
- Give this juggernaut driver the 'V' sign while we're overtaking him, would you, darling?
- Well, here we are on the world's largesd hydrogen airship: this call for a cigarette.
- Coo-er! Wait until I tell the missus I crashed in to a car with a MAF-1 number plate!
- Pass me a hanky; I'm going to wipe the foam off that dog's mouth.
- So, this is Beirut.