President Boris Yeltsin | Endless insobriety trip |
The Conservative Party | Teacher in vast poverty |
The Labour Party | Upbeat Harlotry |
Scottish National Party | Oh nasty tartan politics |
Michael Portillo | A cool limp Hitler |
Michael Ray Dibdin Heseltine | He is the incredibly mad alien |
Virginia Bottomley | I'm an evil Tory bigot |
Tony Blair, MP | Tony Blair PM |
Tony Blair | Tory in Lab. |
Margaret Hilda Thatcher | High-tech Armada rattler |
Camilla Parker Bowles | I'm Palace balls-worker |
Bruce Forsyth's Generation Game | Embarrassing ego of the Century. |
President William Clinton | Nice, limp, wild total sinner |
Ronald Wilson Reagan | A long-insane Warlord |
Acorn Computers | Crap to consumer. |
Apple Macintosh | Laptop machines. |
The best things in life are free. | Nail-biting refreshes the feet. |